Talk like a Pirate Day
ARRR! Yea may find some foul pirate jests fer yer enjoyment under the X.
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
Who is a pirate's favorite band?
GWARRRRRRR!!
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
Who is a pirate's favorite band?
GWARRRRRRR!!
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!