Lessons learned from the interwebs...

Nov 15, 2008 09:16

1. If you cannot spell pregnant, then maybe you shouldn't be having sex.(i.e. peregnent, pragnate, pregnate)

2. If you're 13, and a guy is telling you he wants to have a baby with you, don't ask for advice because all you're gonna get is people telling you NO.

3. If you are 12, asking if wearing a smaller bra size will give you cleavage, don't get pissed when people laugh at you.

4. Name your baby whatever the hell you want instead of getting pissed that someone doesn't like your future baby name.

5. Also, if you're not in a committed relationship, will not be having kids anytime soon, stop with the future baby name crap. Seriously, you could pick out whatever name you want, but when you do pop that baby out, I think Dad might think otherwise of the name Rainbow Starshine or whatever.

I might try to get out later to go grocery shopping. Yay me.
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