Hey world (first entry)
Hi. I'm here. Wait. *turns on self*
"What am I supossed to do?"
"Act natural, express yourself."
"You think they want the raw me?"
"If you put it that way, NO!"
"What then!?!"
"Tell them a joke, make them laugh and smile."
"Do you think I'm be killed if I do the racist set?"
"Naw..." *crosses fingers*
"Okay, how do you find the population of Mexico?"
*silence*
"Throw a dime down the street."
*silence continues*
"You said it would work!"
"Try another."
"Why are African Americans so good at basket ball?"
*silence*
"Because they can jump, shoot, and steal."
*through the walls, the sounds of a mugging filter in*
"Where is the audience? The only person to show up is Charade and he is sleeping in the back row."
"They are all drunk in the bar down the street."
"FUCK! I'm gonna go join them."
"But the people need you!"
"Story doesn't start for two weeks because the writing team is on vacation."
"Oh, they still haven't thought of a story?"
"Naw, it's just me ad-libbing for two damn weeks."
"Alright, go get drunk."
Side notes:
Would have posted all this in the morning but I had partial writers block and Siham-sempai was sitting at the next terminal and would have critiqued everything I wrote.
"What am I supossed to do?"
"Act natural, express yourself."
"You think they want the raw me?"
"If you put it that way, NO!"
"What then!?!"
"Tell them a joke, make them laugh and smile."
"Do you think I'm be killed if I do the racist set?"
"Naw..." *crosses fingers*
"Okay, how do you find the population of Mexico?"
*silence*
"Throw a dime down the street."
*silence continues*
"You said it would work!"
"Try another."
"Why are African Americans so good at basket ball?"
*silence*
"Because they can jump, shoot, and steal."
*through the walls, the sounds of a mugging filter in*
"Where is the audience? The only person to show up is Charade and he is sleeping in the back row."
"They are all drunk in the bar down the street."
"FUCK! I'm gonna go join them."
"But the people need you!"
"Story doesn't start for two weeks because the writing team is on vacation."
"Oh, they still haven't thought of a story?"
"Naw, it's just me ad-libbing for two damn weeks."
"Alright, go get drunk."
Side notes:
Would have posted all this in the morning but I had partial writers block and Siham-sempai was sitting at the next terminal and would have critiqued everything I wrote.