Human Dominos
Soon 200 people will flood this house, and three garage bands will be playing in the basement.
I'll hide in my rooms, drink coffee, and if nothing else challenge a few drunks to a game of pool.
When it comes down to it drunk people are kinda fun. If they drink enough you can lord you're sobriety over them by beating them at any game, and pushing them over with the slightest nudge because of their poor motor control, like a human domino game. And due to the inebriation they become weak to suggestion. If I work the old sean charm card I'll have a bunch of drunks doing step aerobics, then I'll have them put on suits and wobble around like penguins. Is it cruel or wrong of me to take advantage of the weak minded? No, no, it's right. Very right.
Time to cash in some chips
~sean
I'll hide in my rooms, drink coffee, and if nothing else challenge a few drunks to a game of pool.
When it comes down to it drunk people are kinda fun. If they drink enough you can lord you're sobriety over them by beating them at any game, and pushing them over with the slightest nudge because of their poor motor control, like a human domino game. And due to the inebriation they become weak to suggestion. If I work the old sean charm card I'll have a bunch of drunks doing step aerobics, then I'll have them put on suits and wobble around like penguins. Is it cruel or wrong of me to take advantage of the weak minded? No, no, it's right. Very right.
Time to cash in some chips
~sean