Telemarketer: Hello my name is blah blah blah and I'm calling on behalf of the Mississippi State Annual fund, how are you this evening?
Me: Ummm, I'm very poor this evening.
Telemarketer: hahahahahahahah
Telemarketer: I totally understand, would you like for me to call you back at a better time.
Me: How about like ... a year ...
Telemarketer: (super chipper) No problem! We can do that for you!
In other news .. I will eventually make a long journal entry about my voodoo fest experience .. but for now I will leave you guys with this nugget of joy:
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"I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion, you ain't callin the cops you call the firestation"