Here It Is
I got a request from someone who shall remain nameless to retell the story of what happened 3rd period yesterday. Between 2nd and 3rd period, while Mr. Kane was out of the room, I discreetly put a muffin with a candle, a piece of paper saying Happy Birthday Oscar Wilde, and a ridiculous note on his desk. He comes back in when the bell rings, notices the stuff. He picks up the muffin and stares at it. Rachel says Is that a muffin? Someone else says What does it look like? Kane puts the muffin down picks up the paper and says to the class in general Did you know it's Oscar Wilde's birthday? A couple of people say Who's Oscar Wilde? communists. Kane opens the note, stares at it for a minute, and puts it down on the desk. There you go. It was pretty funny at the time.