May 03, 2007 15:06
It's right above my skylight! POURING!
...What, no marble-sized hail again? What a rip-off. May 3rd, you are NO May 2nd. Then again, it's only 3:07; the hail didn't really get going good until about 3:18 yesterday. Maybe one of these days a hailstone the size of a NBA-league basketball will come crashing through that skylight and do a HOT FUZZ number on my head.
That would rule.
paint-stripping sarcasm,
inclement weather