recently announced bullshit remakes
SYBIL (why would they remake a TV movie about a psychological case study that's been PROVEN AS A FRAUD?!?!?! And notice that the press release says NOTHING about the fact that it's not based on a "true" anything? Not that I'm not a huge fan of the book in the same way that I'm a huge fan of, but take it as literal truth in the same way as DONNIE DARKO?)
MAGNUM P.I. (I knew there was a reason why I couldn't get Tom Selleck out of my mind for the last couple of days... *shudder*)
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (starring freaking Naveen Andrews!! eeeeeeeeeeeeek! At least it's the Halmis, so it'll look pretty cool, but I'm sorry, it's not the same without Yul! Or Chuckles Heston for that matter! Whyyyyy!)
Why no LAND OF THE LOST? No WHAT'S HAPPENING?! (?)
Dude, I just can't wait for SNAKES ON A PLANE. Because at that point the entire human race will be struck blind.
MAGNUM P.I. (I knew there was a reason why I couldn't get Tom Selleck out of my mind for the last couple of days... *shudder*)
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (starring freaking Naveen Andrews!! eeeeeeeeeeeeek! At least it's the Halmis, so it'll look pretty cool, but I'm sorry, it's not the same without Yul! Or Chuckles Heston for that matter! Whyyyyy!)
Why no LAND OF THE LOST? No WHAT'S HAPPENING?! (?)
Dude, I just can't wait for SNAKES ON A PLANE. Because at that point the entire human race will be struck blind.