Title: How Do You Say 'You're A Horny Goat, Ray.' In ASL?
Author: terebi_ko
Rating: PG for words
Pairing: Ray/Walt
Summary/Prompt: AU. Ray is a mute and Walt is learning sign language.
So at first I saw this gif
And so I came up with this:
Walt’s only learned a few words with sign language. So when Ray signed him from across the room, he opened his dictionary and looked it up. Ray must’ve repeated it a few times until Walt gets all the word. And when he finally understands it, his eyes went wide. And when he looked up, Ray is already walking towards him with a grin plastered on his face, and two cups of beer.
And then I saw Britney's Womanizer performed in sign language on
youtube so I decided to write this:)
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Walt leaned against the door to the living room as Ray signed his way through the lyric, looking at Walt with a grin on his face. The music blaring so loud Walt’s afraid the neighbor will come and complain. Not that Ray would care.
Seriously, Ray? Britney?, Walt signed him. Which Ray chose to ignore in favor of continuing to sign the refrain.
Boy don’t try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are,
Ray swayed his hips, his skinny jeans pulling tight against his thigh and his opened shirt flew to the side as he jerks his body sideways. Ray may not hear the tune, but Walt knows he can feel the vibration with his body. But Walt was still amazed that Ray can move his body in tune with the song as if he can hear it clearly.
You say I’m crazy..
Yeah you are, Person, Walt signed him.
I got your crazy
You’re nothing but a womanizer
Walt scoffed. He rolled his eyes and tried not to stare at Ray’s exposed skin and tattoos. It was not an easy thing to do.
When the song finally ends, Walt walked to the coffee table and turned Ray’s iPod speaker off. Ray was slightly panting, but he still has that grin plastered on his face. Walt can see a bead of sweat trickled down from his navel to the top of his jeans.
Hey, Ray greeted him. Don’t tell me that wasn’t sexy, Walt.
Walt didn’t say anything and just gave Ray a middle finger.
Now that’s not an actual ASL. Bad Walter!
So Walt made a “d” handshape and tapped his nose instead.