Birthday presents to myself
trouble4hire took me to Brattleboro, Vermont for my birthday, and is taking me to pet seals (yes, really really pet them) next weekend, but this weekend, I got myself some presents. Observe:
Fuckin' sweet telephoneFricking amazing dynamo innards
and then, of course, a gift to myself that is also a gift to my family for the reunion in two weeks:
Boom boom, baby. I bought them largely based on names that I think will amuse my mother- hence the Happy Lion, the Artificial Satellite and the Naughty Elephant. The Rainbow Knight, there... that's just for me. Let's take a good look at him:
I can't wait to hear my kid brother's screams of prudish rage when I fire this thing up on the lawn.
Fuckin' sweet telephoneFricking amazing dynamo innards
and then, of course, a gift to myself that is also a gift to my family for the reunion in two weeks:
Boom boom, baby. I bought them largely based on names that I think will amuse my mother- hence the Happy Lion, the Artificial Satellite and the Naughty Elephant. The Rainbow Knight, there... that's just for me. Let's take a good look at him:
I can't wait to hear my kid brother's screams of prudish rage when I fire this thing up on the lawn.