01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? 2 and a half, actually. 02) What was your dream growing up? It involved a clown with filed teeth in a black Rolls Royce. 03) What talent do you wish you had? Dancing. 04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Tequila Sunrise or Singapore Sling or something blended. I'm a girl, sir. I like fruity faggy drinks. 05) Favorite vegetable? All my favorite vegetables are actually fruits (tomato, avacado) or roots (onion, garlic). 06) What was the last book you read? Today I read Dexter in the Dark by Jeff Lindsay. 07) What zodiac sign are you? Pisces 08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Just 4 piercings in the ears. I'm supposed to get a geeky Vulcan script tattoo with an IDIC on my arm, but I lost my job and couldn't afford it. 09) Worst Habit? Sugar addiction. 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? I don't drive, but I'd make Gwyn or Andy pull over to pick you up, yes. 11) What is your favorite sport? Hockey. 12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Perpetually optimistic. 13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? You'd be tickled. Mercilessly. I want your tears. 14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Serious answer: I'm an abuse survivor. I've also witnessed two vehicular deaths, including that of a close childhood friend. And my family has gone through periods of poverty where we lived out of a van (both my parents were drug addicts). So that one's hard. Less-Serious, but still true answer: One of my long-term SO's left me suddenly after a 5 year relationship - for her married Professional Ethics professor, who was 16 years her senior. 15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I put steak sauce on rice. 16) Do you have any pets? 2 cats (Sambuca, Kapali), 2 gerbils (Marcus and Gil) and a betta (Attila the Fish). 17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? You're welcome to stay on the couch! I hope you like pasta. 18) What was your first impression of me? You write hilariously awesome porn. I probably thought you were a girl, because I assume everyone in fandom is. 19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Terrifying. 20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I'd love to have bigger tits. 21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? As much as I'd love to say the former, it's more likely the latter. I'm kind of preachy at times. 22) What color eyes do you have? Gray. 23) Ever been arrested? Nope. 24) Bottle or can soda? Bottle. 25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Plane tickets to see my family. I haven't seen them in years! And I need a new bed, computer, clothes... 26) What's your favorite place to hang out? The Rhododendron Garden here in Portland. I like watching the ducks. 27) Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. Sort of. 28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Write porn, watch horror movies. 29) Do you swear a lot? Not excessively, no. 30) Biggest pet peeve? Hypocrisy. People who think way too highly of themselves and their opinions. That kind of thing. 31) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Rational. 32) Do you believe in/appreciate romance? Yes, I do. 33) Favourite and least favourite food? Caprese sandwich (I can always eat this) vs. Macaroni and cheese (ugh... hotdogs = extra ugh). I'm also allergic to mayo. 34) Do you believe in God? Yes. 35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Sure.
2 and a half, actually.
02) What was your dream growing up?
It involved a clown with filed teeth in a black Rolls Royce.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
Dancing.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Tequila Sunrise or Singapore Sling or something blended. I'm a girl, sir. I like fruity faggy drinks.
05) Favorite vegetable?
All my favorite vegetables are actually fruits (tomato, avacado) or roots (onion, garlic).
06) What was the last book you read?
Today I read Dexter in the Dark by Jeff Lindsay.
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Pisces
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Just 4 piercings in the ears. I'm supposed to get a geeky Vulcan script tattoo with an IDIC on my arm, but I lost my job and couldn't afford it.
09) Worst Habit?
Sugar addiction.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
I don't drive, but I'd make Gwyn or Andy pull over to pick you up, yes.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Hockey.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Perpetually optimistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
You'd be tickled. Mercilessly. I want your tears.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Serious answer: I'm an abuse survivor. I've also witnessed two vehicular deaths, including that of a close childhood friend. And my family has gone through periods of poverty where we lived out of a van (both my parents were drug addicts). So that one's hard.
Less-Serious, but still true answer: One of my long-term SO's left me suddenly after a 5 year relationship - for her married Professional Ethics professor, who was 16 years her senior.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I put steak sauce on rice.
16) Do you have any pets?
2 cats (Sambuca, Kapali), 2 gerbils (Marcus and Gil) and a betta (Attila the Fish).
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
You're welcome to stay on the couch! I hope you like pasta.
18) What was your first impression of me?
You write hilariously awesome porn. I probably thought you were a girl, because I assume everyone in fandom is.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Terrifying.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd love to have bigger tits.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
As much as I'd love to say the former, it's more likely the latter. I'm kind of preachy at times.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Gray.
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Plane tickets to see my family. I haven't seen them in years! And I need a new bed, computer, clothes...
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
The Rhododendron Garden here in Portland. I like watching the ducks.
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. Sort of.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Write porn, watch horror movies.
29) Do you swear a lot?
Not excessively, no.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
Hypocrisy. People who think way too highly of themselves and their opinions. That kind of thing.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Rational.
32) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
Yes, I do.
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
Caprese sandwich (I can always eat this) vs. Macaroni and cheese (ugh... hotdogs = extra ugh). I'm also allergic to mayo.
34) Do you believe in God?
Yes.
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Sure.
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