vampires

[corivax]

I'm invoking Imaginary Clause Eight, which lets people who are behind enough post entries out of order. I still owe loneliness, the end of innocence, and the dark side of love.Why don't we all just go live in Alaska where the Sun never comes up? Oh, brilliant idea. You're the first vampire who's ever thought of that one, I'm sure. An idea this

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[insomniac_tales]

It's the punchline. It killed me.

Can I be an undead minion of Claws?

[novalis]

I'm groaning and laughing!

[aquaeri]

I was starting to wonder about the super-powerful being above the arctic circle before the punchline. Neat!

[aliza250]

OUCH! This is bad. This is horrible. This is going to get passed around.