fic: I Like My Mermaids Like I Like My Coffee (Cold and Bitter)

[tequilideas]

First of all, your__design asked me to make it known that the mermaid thing is entirely my fault. On a similar note, I want it known that I think it is entirely the fault of Spencer Smith’s hips, which are too amazing to belong to any human and, therefore, clearly belong to a mythical creature. So here is a little something in honor of Spencer's hips, the new

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[utterbasketcase]

That was amazing! ♥

[tremblings]

Thanks! Glad you liked it. :)

[your__design]

HE IS PART OF OUR WORLD. this is clearly why bden is my favorite. we think alike. also also also JON WALKER'S HALF-ASSED PROPOSAL. that is the way a man in flipflops gets it done. i'm kind of ridiculously in love with ryan in this and he creeps me out irl. what did you DO? now i watch him in interviews and think about his writing angry lyrics to the ocean to avenge spencer instead of how much i want to break his fingers off.

now that this insanity is over can we get back to you writing me JON WALKERISMS to take home and cherish? "i just like mermen" was a pretty good one though...

[your__design]

okay i was reading this again (EVEN THOUGH IVE READ IT LIKE 40 TIMES AT VARIOUS STAGES) and there are two things i never realized before this moment:

1. THAT SONG. the title alone is amazing. i need to hear it. can you send it to me??
2. I FINALLY GET WHY YOU WERE LAUGHING AT THE ONE PART. MERMAN!SPENCER HAS A GOLDFISH MEMORY? YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH. i adore you.

enjoy your hot date, ladylove. ill be over to help you pack tomorrow apparently? what will i do when you leave me? who will deliver the sparkly mermaid crack fiction? sigh.

[tremblings]

Haha, Jon Walkerism are my life. I have some good RL ones from tonight to share with you later. Oh, my life. ANYWAY, I know, I know, football AU. I know what I promised! But you need to understand that my LAPTOP is FUCKED. ANAL DOUBLE PENETRATION FUCKED. DRY. So don't expect anything too soon.

Re: Ryan Ross? I KNOW. God, I don't know what happened. I don't hate him with irrational passion like I used to, but I'm still generally opposed to him. But how do you write a fic where Spencer is a mermaid without addressing Ryan Ross's man pain? That is my question for you.

To address your later queries:

1. Like I said, laptop, fucked, yada yada yada, so all my music is gone but here's a YouTube video that uses it. Ignore the fact that it's all pictures of Adam Brody. Uh, yeah

[your__design]

wow. that is some gross imagery there.

oh his THREE IN THE MIDNIGHT man pain. you cant see but im rolling my eyes right now.

wow, i really really like that song. with a title like that who couldnt?

how can gerard way replace you? didnt you hear? APPRENTLY HES NOT SEXY NOW OR SOMETHING.

[ilyxxxhxc]

oh my god, i love you.

just... spencer... oh my god.

that was the best fic i've read all day, BRENDON! RYAN! SPENCER! JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see, i'm incoherent.

[tremblings]

Thanks very much! I'm glad you liked it.

[iamiamamachine]

so right, i'm on my period really emotional at the moment and i have tears running down my cheeks. from crack!, yes. i feel embarrassed.

"So I can picture you. After you go."
that. that was so cute and beautiful and jon. i really loved that.

and the rest of this.

<3

[tremblings]

Oh gosh. I really didn't mean to make people cry! I seriously wanted this to be completely ridiculous and hilarious but I just couldn't do it. The thought of a world without Spencer Smith is just too depressing. Don't feel embarassed about crying about it or I'll have to be embarassed for writing it!

Thank you!

[tremblings]

Your icon. WOW. I love it.

Also, on the subject of Ryan Ross... It was all strategy. Everyone knows Ryan is gay as daisies, but he sneakily lied to everyone so that Jon would think his little dude exception was the only way to save Spencer. He is a good friend, though clearly a terrible liar.

Thanks! Glad you liked it.