Someone is likely to call the SPCA
So, at the new house, it's been a bit of a rough transition period for the critters. The cat in particular (yes, the cat that I despise but tolerate because She Who Must Be Obeyed has had it for 15+ years), has been far too free with pee dispersal in places other than outside or the litter box. And that's what really gets me. She has a box AND the freedom of the outdoors, but she chooses to piss on the carpet of our beautiful new house on a regular basis. And poop a couple of memorable times.
Anyway, recently this probably has been exacerbated because of... "The Racoons". Who discovered the fact that we have a dog door. Who showed up in a mob of 5 or more to rummage through the pet food. Who caused us to have to lock up the dog door at night. Who caused THE CAT to take this as a sign that she should PISS EVERYWHERE.
So.
I went to the pet store. I bought a package of pet diapers (extra small, for 8 to 10 inch waists). I managed to force a yowling feline into one.
And then I couldn't help it -- I laughed myself sick at the sight of this cat walking really awkwardly around the house. Actually, it was more like she waddled...
I will try and get video so you can share. Or use it as evidence as my cruelty towards animals...
(I just hope the damn things work...)
Anyway, recently this probably has been exacerbated because of... "The Racoons". Who discovered the fact that we have a dog door. Who showed up in a mob of 5 or more to rummage through the pet food. Who caused us to have to lock up the dog door at night. Who caused THE CAT to take this as a sign that she should PISS EVERYWHERE.
So.
I went to the pet store. I bought a package of pet diapers (extra small, for 8 to 10 inch waists). I managed to force a yowling feline into one.
And then I couldn't help it -- I laughed myself sick at the sight of this cat walking really awkwardly around the house. Actually, it was more like she waddled...
I will try and get video so you can share. Or use it as evidence as my cruelty towards animals...
(I just hope the damn things work...)