May 04, 2005 10:11
deadline, deadline. I hate the word deadline. not just its implications, but the way it sounds. it's a fucking terrible word. dead. line. deaaaad liiiiine. see? flat. devoid of passion with which my palate can play. not a fricative in sight. woe was the creature that invented such a heinous term, and the nature of such a creature was woe.
And to hear it! DEADLINE. Ach! a word which by its very uttering denies all that would dare question its authority! No hope for the wretched who would suffer beneath the yoke of this incorporeal evil. Fie on thee, foul fiat! Such nasty, meany-poo words must be stopped up, never again to taint our taste for life, liberty and loafing. Unite, my fellows! Together we can destroy teh 3vil! Fight da powah! Viva la revolution! Make the pie higher!
Huzzah! And the procrastinators shall inherit the earth.
I sleep now.
~Maegen, da Peeps
P.S.
A shout out to online thesauruses. they're grrr-eat!