[kingdom hearts] beam me up, scotty!
Title: beam me up, scotty!
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Genre: Sci-fi? And WTF genre?
Rating: T
Characters/Pairings: Axel/Kairi
Warnings/Spoilers: Crazy wtf-ery? Alien!Kairi?
Status: Complete.
Summary: Pixie and I are doing this thing where we give each other pairings/prompts and then have to write something in ten minutes. Then show it. And not work on it anymore. Well, unless it's really interesting/we get bullied into it.
He wakes up in the middle of the night to something that he thought he would never see in real life. A green-blue light in a column, reaching down from the sky and into his back yard.
Axel immediately leaped out of his bed and pressed his nose into the window pane. When the blinding light faded and his eyesight returned, his emerald gaze was met with a completely empty lawn aside from the grass he had refused to cut and a few scattered trees.
“What the--?”
He began, before a pair of shining indigo eyes met his and he fell back on his ass, gaping at the person who was now-hovering?-outside of his bedroom window. “Shit!” he cried, meeting her unbearable gaze for mere seconds at a time before having to look away.
Hot girl alien is standing… flying… floating? Outside your window.
Somehow, the redhead managed to get to his feet and fumble with the latch, falling backwards once again when she climbed into his room.
Her hair was almost stunningly auburn, and her clothes, a rather usual-looking pink dress showed just enough of her legs and cleavage for Axel to be distracted from the fact that she was a fucking alien and standing in the middle of his room. And he might have been imagining it, but when she turned at a certain angle, did her skin shimmer green?
“Male. Red hair, green eyes. Approximately six feet tall. Releasing scents indicating arousal.” She glanced around the room and smoothed down her dress unnecessarily and marched up to him where he was struggling to stand up one more time.
“There is a boy named Sora in proximity to your being. Do you know of his whereabouts?”
And despite this entire situation, Axel managed to feel affronted, and this spurred him onto leaping to his feet. “What? You have this piece of amazing sexiness standing in front of you and you’re looking for that squirt?”
Her eyes flashed, although no emotion crossed her face. “He was here recently.”
“Yeah, he was here today because my mom is teaching him-oh shit.”
Without thinking about it, Axel slapped a hand over her cold mouth and listened hard to the room next door where Tifa would hopefully be sleeping peacefully without any idea that a strange girl was in his room in the dead of night.
Not that that would be a first.
“Hey!” Axel snapped suddenly, pulling his hand back and wringing it, glaring in the Hot Alien Girl’s direction. “What the hell was that?”
She gave him a cool look, one that was almost as frosty as her breath and told him, “My breath, Aroused Male. If you have no information regarding Sora, I will be leaving.”
Oh, well. He couldn’t let that happen.