Tonight's "Typing With Forehead" Award goes to...falloutnow!
I eagerly await more wisdom from this obvious Zen master. Come sit with me in the mantra pit.
Oh! But before you're totally ommm, don't forget to lob a hearty "Shut UP!" in the direction of heartonsleeve in honor of her record-breaking nonstop one-woman pityparty:
And it only gets better. You can't make up crap like this. ;) Make sure to read her best bits aloud with the back of your hand pressed to your forehead and your head thrown woefully back. Wearing a flowing white gown and a crown of thorns helps, too.
Oh! But before you're totally ommm, don't forget to lob a hearty "Shut UP!" in the direction of heartonsleeve in honor of her record-breaking nonstop one-woman pityparty:
- "I bid thee farewell, these times spent meant the world to me. I give freely what comes so easily to me, a love that never dies. Times neglected, times that will never be spent, times of which may have never been meant. This heart of mine will not harbor the evil, hate and disgust, but rather the times when our love meant the most. The look into the eyes, the gaze that never dies. This gift I gave, the only gift I feel worth giving, is yours eternally. I am sorry we can never share it...again."
And it only gets better. You can't make up crap like this. ;) Make sure to read her best bits aloud with the back of your hand pressed to your forehead and your head thrown woefully back. Wearing a flowing white gown and a crown of thorns helps, too.