Omegle
I'm really super bad at this Spring Break thing where I tell myself that I'm going to do my homework, then I just spend 4 hours on Omegle as a tv character.
Also, why can't Dean be like 20 or something? Every time someone asked "asl" they disconnected when i put "31 m"! That's discriminatory!
A/N: By doing this I'm just putting off my homework even more. :(
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: Allow me to introduce myself
You: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an aquarius I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.
Stranger: how frisky ?
You: really super frisky
You: because I am really totally NOT GAY
You: AT ALL
Stranger: meow
You: ARFF
Stranger: oh hey there big dog ;)
You: heyy
Stranger: u a big dog?
You: what like in my pants?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: r u a wrestler?
You: i've done my fair share of fighting
Stranger: ooooooooo hot. wanna wrestle a kityy?
You: don't those sons a bitches scratch and hiss at you n shit?
You: no thanks
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: ill make you a deal
Stranger: tell me something interesting and true about yourself
Stranger: and i will stay
Stranger: :)
You: really?
You: ok
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ;)
You: i'm on a road trip with my younger brother and we hunt things around the country
You: tell me something about yourself
Stranger: i once tried to commit suicide in my sleep
You: were you aware you were doing it?
Stranger: no
You: like subconciously?
Stranger: yah i was sleepwalking no awarence
You: hmm. interesting.
You: has anything weird like that happned before?
Stranger: i have sleptwalk and done some crazy shit, but i always hear it from someone else. I have no memory.
You: huh..
You: does your house ever smell of sulfur, or have any cold spots in it?
Stranger: no....
You: hi
Stranger: What is happiness, to you?
You: pie
You: i REALLY like pie
Stranger: Ooh, what kind?
You: EVERY KIND!
Stranger: Nice!
You: you know what?
You: you're awesome!
Stranger: No...you are!
You: Thanks!
You: asl?
Stranger: 19/m/US, you
You: 31 m usa
Stranger: Do you have a favorite kind of pie though?
You: i think probably apple if i had to pick one
Stranger: Simple, yet effective.
Stranger: Name is Amanda,I'm a Gemini…I love the beach,trains,and cupcakes...
You: ...what about pie?
Stranger: Ehh
You: BITCH!!!
You have disconnected.
(THIS ONE GOT SUPER WEIRD)
You: I'm a guy and I just wanna talk
Stranger: cool
You: I have a lot of feelings
Stranger: me too
Stranger: im a gurl that wants to talk
Stranger: spill ur heart out
You: ok.
You: I'm just really stressed out lately. I don't trust my brother anymore and it seems he slipping away from me. He's the only one I have now in my life and I would do ANYTHING for him. I have this thing that people keep telling me is my "destiny" but if I say yes to it, a lot of people are going to get hurt. I just don't know anymore.
Stranger: whats up with ur brother
You: His name's Sam. And he left me to do something with this demonic bitch that was really bad even though he thought it was for the best.
You: Hes back now, but things aren't the same
Stranger: drugs?
You: sort of, yeah
Stranger: what he get into
You: it's kind of hard to explain.
Stranger: i used to be pretty bad
You: just some bad stuff that really messed with his system
Stranger: pills?
You: just...stuff you know? not really something that can be gone into deeply
Stranger: i used to shoot up pain killers
Stranger: ive been sober for 4 months
You: it's great that you've made it to that point!
Stranger: cant be worse than that
Stranger: yea im way passed it....i dont even kknow what i was doing. so sketchy
Stranger: but i ddont really know whats goign on...sounds like he needs to dump her
You: well she's kinda dead now,
You: so, yay?
Stranger: oh wow...so what happened
You: um...
You: it's kinda my fault.
Stranger: how
You: i shot her
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: before i answer, can i just say i'm not some weird sick perv like everyone apparently thinks?
Stranger: what do u mean
You: when i answer 'asl' people keep calling me an old perv and disconnecting
You: i'm only 31!
Stranger: thats not that old i was like thinking you were gunna say like 73 or something
Stranger: lol im 16 though
You: lol ok. i might as well be 73. that's how everyone on this site treats me.
You: which country are you from?
Stranger: where you from??
You: usa
Stranger: usa
You: lol nice
Stranger: weird
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u should send me a link to your picture so i can c what you look like
Stranger: ill send one in return
You: it's not a naked one is it?
Stranger: no
You: ok that's good. the cops hate me enough
You: i'm dean btw
Stranger: im nichole
Stranger: y do the cops hate you??
You: i don't have a home address cuz i live on the road with my brother. that apparently makes me a criminal. among other things...
You: idk it's weird
Stranger: ohh well yeah lol idk
Stranger: so i got a pic maybe
Stranger: lol idk if i should send it to you
Stranger: cuz u might not lik it
You: i'd feel weird sending a pic too.
You: i have one but idk
You: i can send you mine first if you want.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: thanx
You: http://i42.tinypic.com/s5a3ys.jpg
Stranger: http://nottherealurlcuzimnotabitch.com
Stranger: o wow
Stranger: fuck you
You: what?
Stranger: hes off of a fucking tv show
Stranger: dumbass
You: congrats. you're the first one who got it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i watch it
You: I'VE BEEN ON HERE FOR 2 HOURS AS DEAN WINCHESTER AND NO ONES SAID A FUCKING THING!
Stranger: lol
You: i love you
Stranger: i love that show
You: its my fave
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i like sam personally
You: that's cool
Stranger: o yeah
Stranger: lol
You: so, like thank you for making me feel like i didn't waste my entire night
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your welcome
Stranger: thats a great picture of dean btw
You: why thank you
Stranger: lol
You: i picked it from google myself!
(BEST)
You: Hi
Stranger: mmmmhey
You: Allow me to introduce myself
You: My Name is Dean Winchester I'm an aquarius I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.
Stranger: I am the first son of John and Mary Winchester.
You: ...Sam?
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE?!?!
Stranger: OMGGG DEAN!??!
You: shit!
Stranger: holy fuck man
Stranger: well this is awkward....
You: um...yeah
Stranger: so...uh....
You: so...
Stranger: hows mom?
You: dead
Stranger: oh yeah, i forgot.
Stranger: dad?
You: dead
Stranger: holy shit why wasn't i invited to the funeral?!
Stranger: wtf man
Stranger: i thought we were family.
Stranger: i let you call me sammy.
You: he hated you remember?
You: AFTER YOU FUCKING LEFT US!
Stranger: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LEFT US BITCH
You: sorry. i didn't go to college
You: What are you talking about?
Stranger: you abandoned us.
Stranger: left us with nothing but the clothes on our backs.
Stranger: remember that?
Stranger: remember dean?
You: no! I was too busy having sex with Castiel
You: I mean hot chicks
Stranger: dude. do not tell me you're a fruit.
Stranger: no.
You: it's true sammy
Stranger: why didn't you tell me sooner.
Stranger: we're supposed to be brothers.
Stranger: blood.
You: I don't know why you didn't see it before
Stranger: well looking back, it was so obvious.
You: http://i39.tinypic.com/2vv8l8n.jpg you think?
Stranger: the signs were all there.
Stranger: i remember that day.
Stranger: taking that picture.
You: you do?
Stranger: yeah, i do.
Stranger: well dean. i have to go. i guess i'll see you some day at a family gathering. or maybe not.