CALLING ALL CRAZY PEOPLE?
I had a horrible and possibly amazing idea. I had fun doing this meme earlier, and it seems like pretty much every single thing there needs expanding upon. But why have all the fun myself? I think I need everyone's help. Let's make some crack. Squirrelking style. If for some strange reason you don't know who Squirrelking is, watch this.
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19) 3 (Date), 8 (Kojuuro), 6 (Oichi) and 4 (Hisahide) all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go?
It was a beautiful day. Kojuur’s birthday. “OK Kojuuro we are going to the zoo because otherwise we will stay home and you will get angry and beat me with a leek or something” Said Masamune.
“OK” said Kojuur but he was secretly isappointed because he enjoyed beating Masamune with a leek. They arrived at the front part of the zoo and saw a sad looking person there.
“PLEASE LET ICHI JOIN YOU AND DRAIN AWAY YOUR HAPPINESS” said the sad looking person.
“Masamune Sama I think a strange woman wants to join us.” Said Kojuu.
“That is not a woman because it is taller than I am.” Said Masamune. And to prove it he took off his helmet and all the children and security guards and zoo animals and zebras and birds saw that Date Masamune was as historically verified only 160 cm tall.
“WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT DID I NOT FEED YOU ENOUGH VEGETABLES EVERY DAY AND NIGHT” shouted Kojuu as tears of self reproach rolled down his cheeks
“OK ENOUGH TALK RETS PARTY” said Masamune. And then went into the zoo while Oichi followed them. But suddenly a Bastard Person appeared! “How are you gentlemen” said Hisahide
“Ichi is not a gentleman” protested the crying sad person
“Yes you are sir. Now let us celebrate Kojuur’s birthday sir”
“I hate you I do not need your celebration,” fumed a fuming Kojuur. “Also I hate you.” With that he took out his manly leek and leaped onto the nearest capybara “I challenge you to a duel” (Masamune also leaped onto an ostrich) “What the hell are you doing Masamune-sama”
The bastard person Hisahide then tried to set them on fire. This did not work because Oichi was radiating an aura of doom. She then saw a blue lobster in a tank “this looks like Nagamasa-sama’s alternate outfit” then she cried more tears of sorrow and put out the candles on the birthday cake. (The cake was brought in while no one was looking)
“THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER” declared Kojuur and then he slung Masamune over his emu and they rode off into the sunset (Masamune fell off but he didn’t notice until he got home). The bastard person and Oichi then went to Tenkai’s house and baked cupcakes.
to be continued..? (NEVAR)
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