This seems... accurate
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I broke wendylady2's X-Box (-12 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-69 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
tenshinrtaiga