Ahhh, the good old days. For Little and Kent
'A new science (Dongonomy) was recently discovered by scientists Dr. Matthew D. Blackledge, Dr. Kent E. Andrews, and Dr. Matthew T. Little last week in Northern Indiana.
"We were surprised no one else figured it out, but then we realized... no one else has Infinite Wang, a Quasar Cock, or a Metadong. It was clear to us that we had to establish such a science." The Dongonomists explained. When we asked for further commentary, however, we were all Nagasaki'd like the bitches we are.'
By LARRY COPELAND
USA TODAY
"We were surprised no one else figured it out, but then we realized... no one else has Infinite Wang, a Quasar Cock, or a Metadong. It was clear to us that we had to establish such a science." The Dongonomists explained. When we asked for further commentary, however, we were all Nagasaki'd like the bitches we are.'
By LARRY COPELAND
USA TODAY