When Santa Becomes Naughty
TITLE: When Santa Becomes Naughty
Rating: PG
Pairing: JUN x Mao
AUTHOR:tenshii_chan
note: okay, there you go, a junxmao version of the story, at first i really don't plan to continue writing this one, but thanks to angelshill , she's the one who told me to write this version. kinda groggy, because its my first time doing junxmao pairing..
SUMMARY: Jun couldn't believe that Nino had the same thing in mind when he asked him what gift would be best to give a girl on Christmas. But when his bandmate expressed how it will excite him seeing a girl on that costume, he had to suppress his self from doing continuous nods and instead managed to give one, not to mention BIG, nod while saying that it will also get him excited.
So when he found out that the Santa costume he bought for his girlfriend was gone, infuriated wasn't exactly the best word to describe him.
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"Where the hell-" Jun was breathing or rather fuming madly upon seeing the empty paperbag lying on the ground beside the couch at their greenroom. "Nino!!!!!!" he shouted furiously, making all the members turned their attention on him.
"What?" Nino asked irritated. "You're shouting like a thug!"
"Where is it?" Jun was eyeing the brat angrily.
"What?" Nino raised an eyebrow before finally deciding to pause his game because Jun was inexplicably noisy.
"The SANTA COSTUME I BOUGHT! It was here a while ago, and now the bag was empty!" Jun's nose and cheeks was getting redder, his temper rising beyond the maximum level.
"How am I supposed to know? Do I look like someone from the lost and found store?" Raising his eyebrow higher, Nino's eyes widened and for an instant he felt rage. "Wait,-" inhaled and exhaled to calm himself down, "Wait. Did you just accuse me of stealing?"
"Did you?" Jun mocked.
"Of course not! Stupid!" Nino retorted but was shocked by Jun's next move.
"Did you just say stupid?" Jun stared murderously while his hand was yanking the brat by the collar.
But it was Sho who answered. "Yes you were and you were Jun if you won't let go of Nino," he chuckled seeing his face painted with confusion.
Jun released Nino before turning his attention on Sho.
"Tsche! You're boring Sho," Nino smoothened his collar before getting his DS which fortunately fell on the couch when Jun collared him.
"But you could've just told him who took it, instead of pulling a prank." Sho snorted. "Besides we don't want the diva to get mad especially if his special someone is waiting at his apartment."
"Wait-" Jun interrupted but the guys just kept on talking as if he didn't exist.
"Nino's just jealous, because Masami got a way ahead of him and made him wear a Santa costume complete with a white beard props instead." Ohno said carelessly which earned him a glare from the brat.
"Yeah, but I think Mao-chan had also an-" Aiba was cut in midsentence.
"Okay. Enough!" Jun shouted enough to stop the guys from talking. When all attention was on him, "Could someone tell me what's happening here?" He asked wearing pissed expression.
"Mao-chan paid a visit while you were out, when she saw the paperbag labeled with her name, she took the costume and left." Ohno explained.
"Check your phone will you?" Nino smirked that familiar smirk which Jun find annoying but followed the brat's advice anyway and found out that he was right.
"Crap!" he glanced at his watch with panic on his face. "Oh crap. Guys I need to go," He sped towards the door.
"Oi! You forgot this!" Aiba tossed a paperbag labeled with his name. Jun looked at him puzzled but didn't ask. He was running out of time. Expect Mao to get mad if he happened to get there late.
When Jun was out of sight, the guys were feeling sorry for their youngest member yet they were also laughing.
"Did he happen to know what's in the paperbag?" Aiba asked.
"I guessed not," Nino grinned wider.
"Tsk. Poor Jun." Sho pouted but his urge to laugh was winning.
"It can't be help since its Mao-chan we're dealing with." Ohno sighed.
It's going to be a hilarious night, well, depends on Jun.
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"Kawaii." Mao smiled naughtily seeing her boyfriend wearing the costume she left for him but pouted after noticing that something was missing. "Ei choto! Where's reindeer's band? And the nose?" even pouted more seeing that he didn't wear two among the important parts of the costume.
"Mao.. d-do I really have to wear this?" Jun asked looking helplessly at his body now covered with reindeer's brown fur. He was in a hurry when Aiba gave him the paperbag that he absentmindedly took it with him even without knowing the contents. Now he wished he should've been more curious. The moment he found out that it actually contained a reindeer's costume, it was too late. He can't back down, not when Mao was stubbornly looking forward in filming him while wearing the costume.
"Of course! I'm Santa remember?" she said smilingly focusing the camera at him while zooming around his bedroom in her Santa costume that he bought for her, complete with boots and hat, obviously enjoying her time. "Santa couldn't do without Rudolph," she told him while nodding to emphasize the importance of it.
"FINE." He muttered grudgingly before taking out the reindeer's band and put it on his head.
"and the nose?" Mao smiled sweetly seeing her boyfriend made face as he stared at her incredulously as if the idea was so out of place.
"What? You're playing Rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer, not the reindeer-with-the-human-nose!" she chuckled seeing Jun sighed in surrender.
"Ugh." Jun was speechless while fixing his red-rounded-nose.
"Perfect," Mao said delightedly, jumping in excitement as she focused the camera on him once more. "Now you're Rudolph!"
"Now what's next?" Jun faked an annoyed expression despite the happy feeling that started building around him seeing the delighted expression on Mao's face. To his surprise, Mao began singing hilariously and very out of tune.
"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer…." Mao swayed in front of him, "had a very shiny nose.." focusing the camera on him, "and if you ever saw it….,"
Jun let out a laugh and just sat there watching Mao do the entertainment, that's if one could call it entertaining. But since she's his girlfriend, the gesture was exceedingly entertaining for him.
"Then on one cold and lonely night,.." Mao continued and grinned mischievously.
Wait. That's wrong.. its not the lyrics..Jun thought but stayed silent. Not wanting to hurt his girlfriend's feelings, he just listened eagerly.
"Santa came to say.." Mao was having fun with words, her hands extended to Jun's face, touching it with her palms until it settled on his "nose" while singing.
"Rudolph looked so oozing hot," She chuckled when Jun smiled conceitedly at her self-written lyrics before sitting on his lap.
"Could we share the bed tonight?" she ended the song staring seductively at her boyfriend and gave him a peck on the nose.
His girlfriend was never a teaser, but looking at her closely, clad in that costume, her l3gs showing itself on a s3xy manner, like what he said in the magazine, it got him all excited.
Well depends on how others interpret the word 'excited', because for Jun, the word suggests a different kind of thing and after hearing those words from Mao, trust him to do exactly as that, or, more than that.
*****FIN
Mao sang the lyrics like this:
Then on one cold and lonely night
Santa came to say,
Rudolph looked so oozing hot
could we share the bed tonight?
here's the original lyrics of the song.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Rating: PG
Pairing: JUN x Mao
AUTHOR:tenshii_chan
note: okay, there you go, a junxmao version of the story, at first i really don't plan to continue writing this one, but thanks to angelshill , she's the one who told me to write this version. kinda groggy, because its my first time doing junxmao pairing..
SUMMARY: Jun couldn't believe that Nino had the same thing in mind when he asked him what gift would be best to give a girl on Christmas. But when his bandmate expressed how it will excite him seeing a girl on that costume, he had to suppress his self from doing continuous nods and instead managed to give one, not to mention BIG, nod while saying that it will also get him excited.
So when he found out that the Santa costume he bought for his girlfriend was gone, infuriated wasn't exactly the best word to describe him.
++++++++++
"Where the hell-" Jun was breathing or rather fuming madly upon seeing the empty paperbag lying on the ground beside the couch at their greenroom. "Nino!!!!!!" he shouted furiously, making all the members turned their attention on him.
"What?" Nino asked irritated. "You're shouting like a thug!"
"Where is it?" Jun was eyeing the brat angrily.
"What?" Nino raised an eyebrow before finally deciding to pause his game because Jun was inexplicably noisy.
"The SANTA COSTUME I BOUGHT! It was here a while ago, and now the bag was empty!" Jun's nose and cheeks was getting redder, his temper rising beyond the maximum level.
"How am I supposed to know? Do I look like someone from the lost and found store?" Raising his eyebrow higher, Nino's eyes widened and for an instant he felt rage. "Wait,-" inhaled and exhaled to calm himself down, "Wait. Did you just accuse me of stealing?"
"Did you?" Jun mocked.
"Of course not! Stupid!" Nino retorted but was shocked by Jun's next move.
"Did you just say stupid?" Jun stared murderously while his hand was yanking the brat by the collar.
But it was Sho who answered. "Yes you were and you were Jun if you won't let go of Nino," he chuckled seeing his face painted with confusion.
Jun released Nino before turning his attention on Sho.
"Tsche! You're boring Sho," Nino smoothened his collar before getting his DS which fortunately fell on the couch when Jun collared him.
"But you could've just told him who took it, instead of pulling a prank." Sho snorted. "Besides we don't want the diva to get mad especially if his special someone is waiting at his apartment."
"Wait-" Jun interrupted but the guys just kept on talking as if he didn't exist.
"Nino's just jealous, because Masami got a way ahead of him and made him wear a Santa costume complete with a white beard props instead." Ohno said carelessly which earned him a glare from the brat.
"Yeah, but I think Mao-chan had also an-" Aiba was cut in midsentence.
"Okay. Enough!" Jun shouted enough to stop the guys from talking. When all attention was on him, "Could someone tell me what's happening here?" He asked wearing pissed expression.
"Mao-chan paid a visit while you were out, when she saw the paperbag labeled with her name, she took the costume and left." Ohno explained.
"Check your phone will you?" Nino smirked that familiar smirk which Jun find annoying but followed the brat's advice anyway and found out that he was right.
"Crap!" he glanced at his watch with panic on his face. "Oh crap. Guys I need to go," He sped towards the door.
"Oi! You forgot this!" Aiba tossed a paperbag labeled with his name. Jun looked at him puzzled but didn't ask. He was running out of time. Expect Mao to get mad if he happened to get there late.
When Jun was out of sight, the guys were feeling sorry for their youngest member yet they were also laughing.
"Did he happen to know what's in the paperbag?" Aiba asked.
"I guessed not," Nino grinned wider.
"Tsk. Poor Jun." Sho pouted but his urge to laugh was winning.
"It can't be help since its Mao-chan we're dealing with." Ohno sighed.
It's going to be a hilarious night, well, depends on Jun.
++++++++++++++++++++
"Kawaii." Mao smiled naughtily seeing her boyfriend wearing the costume she left for him but pouted after noticing that something was missing. "Ei choto! Where's reindeer's band? And the nose?" even pouted more seeing that he didn't wear two among the important parts of the costume.
"Mao.. d-do I really have to wear this?" Jun asked looking helplessly at his body now covered with reindeer's brown fur. He was in a hurry when Aiba gave him the paperbag that he absentmindedly took it with him even without knowing the contents. Now he wished he should've been more curious. The moment he found out that it actually contained a reindeer's costume, it was too late. He can't back down, not when Mao was stubbornly looking forward in filming him while wearing the costume.
"Of course! I'm Santa remember?" she said smilingly focusing the camera at him while zooming around his bedroom in her Santa costume that he bought for her, complete with boots and hat, obviously enjoying her time. "Santa couldn't do without Rudolph," she told him while nodding to emphasize the importance of it.
"FINE." He muttered grudgingly before taking out the reindeer's band and put it on his head.
"and the nose?" Mao smiled sweetly seeing her boyfriend made face as he stared at her incredulously as if the idea was so out of place.
"What? You're playing Rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer, not the reindeer-with-the-human-nose!" she chuckled seeing Jun sighed in surrender.
"Ugh." Jun was speechless while fixing his red-rounded-nose.
"Perfect," Mao said delightedly, jumping in excitement as she focused the camera on him once more. "Now you're Rudolph!"
"Now what's next?" Jun faked an annoyed expression despite the happy feeling that started building around him seeing the delighted expression on Mao's face. To his surprise, Mao began singing hilariously and very out of tune.
"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer…." Mao swayed in front of him, "had a very shiny nose.." focusing the camera on him, "and if you ever saw it….,"
Jun let out a laugh and just sat there watching Mao do the entertainment, that's if one could call it entertaining. But since she's his girlfriend, the gesture was exceedingly entertaining for him.
"Then on one cold and lonely night,.." Mao continued and grinned mischievously.
Wait. That's wrong.. its not the lyrics..Jun thought but stayed silent. Not wanting to hurt his girlfriend's feelings, he just listened eagerly.
"Santa came to say.." Mao was having fun with words, her hands extended to Jun's face, touching it with her palms until it settled on his "nose" while singing.
"Rudolph looked so oozing hot," She chuckled when Jun smiled conceitedly at her self-written lyrics before sitting on his lap.
"Could we share the bed tonight?" she ended the song staring seductively at her boyfriend and gave him a peck on the nose.
His girlfriend was never a teaser, but looking at her closely, clad in that costume, her l3gs showing itself on a s3xy manner, like what he said in the magazine, it got him all excited.
Well depends on how others interpret the word 'excited', because for Jun, the word suggests a different kind of thing and after hearing those words from Mao, trust him to do exactly as that, or, more than that.
*****FIN
Mao sang the lyrics like this:
Then on one cold and lonely night
Santa came to say,
Rudolph looked so oozing hot
could we share the bed tonight?
here's the original lyrics of the song.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?