Goal Oriented!
Now that I'm nearing the end of my first year of college, I've been doing a bit of thinking. You know, like, "What do I want to do with the rest of my life?" and "What are my goals?" So, I've decided to make up a list of short term goals that I'd like to accomplish by the end of summer vacation. Not that they have anything to do with the overall direction or purpose of my life. But hey, I'm a college student; my life has no direction or purpose.
1.) Buy A Very Sharp Katana and Kill Bascilio Cortez. I've never met this guy, but I've been getting calls for him quite literally every other week since I got my cell phone. I got one this morning whilst eating breakfast. Me: "Hello?" Caller (in pseudo-Italian accent): "Hey, Bascilio!" Me (aggravated): "I'm sorry, but no. You've got the wrong number." Caller: "No, no, this is Bascilio's number." Me (much more aggravated): "NO! This is NOT Bascilio's phone number! GOOD BYE!" Caller: "Umm... oh. Uh, bye bye." So, I've simply decided that I'm going to find this Bascilio Cortez, wherever he is, and reclaim my honor by ending his life as quickly and painfully as possible. Hey, it worked in Kill Bill, why can't it work for me?
2.) Weigh at least 125 lbs. Right now, I'm at about 121. Maybe. I'm very disappointed at this whole "freshman 15" thing that I never got. I weigh exactly the same as I did when I got to college.
3.) Buy DDR. Dance Dance Revolution. "Nuff said.
If any o' youse kids got summer goals, post 'em here! Please?
1.) Buy A Very Sharp Katana and Kill Bascilio Cortez. I've never met this guy, but I've been getting calls for him quite literally every other week since I got my cell phone. I got one this morning whilst eating breakfast. Me: "Hello?" Caller (in pseudo-Italian accent): "Hey, Bascilio!" Me (aggravated): "I'm sorry, but no. You've got the wrong number." Caller: "No, no, this is Bascilio's number." Me (much more aggravated): "NO! This is NOT Bascilio's phone number! GOOD BYE!" Caller: "Umm... oh. Uh, bye bye." So, I've simply decided that I'm going to find this Bascilio Cortez, wherever he is, and reclaim my honor by ending his life as quickly and painfully as possible. Hey, it worked in Kill Bill, why can't it work for me?
2.) Weigh at least 125 lbs. Right now, I'm at about 121. Maybe. I'm very disappointed at this whole "freshman 15" thing that I never got. I weigh exactly the same as I did when I got to college.
3.) Buy DDR. Dance Dance Revolution. "Nuff said.
If any o' youse kids got summer goals, post 'em here! Please?