Ode to a Friend

[tensepian]

Dear Friend,
Remember that time we
were hiking in the woods,
and then
we got chased?
And then
you turned around
and totally
kicked whatever that was's ass.
You are my friend.

Comments

[brain_damaged]

remember when i kicked whats's face's ass.
you are my friend.

[hondaklr_7]

totally remember that.

[virgin_absinthe]

Fuckers kicked me.

[_headcase]

i dont know, this is absolutely hilarious to me, but nobody else is laughing...

[takamine_kp]

dude, I know that feeling...happens every time i try to tell a joke

[ptuckitpatriot]

yeah, i totally don't remember anything like that. i guess this wasn't to me. damn. does that mean im not your friend?