Sep 30, 2005 21:01
k, every so often i have hilarous dreams that cause me to wake up laughing. yes i may in fact be insane.
todays dream goes something like this:
Casey honeysett and Casey merry and I are at sometype of giant Costco like store, where a vender offers me a vial of water that is somehow a priceless souvenier from a Radiohead concert. In order to pay for it though, i have to make it to the check out counter before the store closes. An impossible task. So the caseys and I decide to split up (what?) they go right and i just stand around. After a while i lose hope and just stand there in defeat, when all of a sudden i look to my left and The Caseys come running at me like Matty B. out of hell(k, like 4 of you understand that), and casey merry shouts "flying out the ass end of the speed of light!!!" and we all take off towards the check out counter and then out to the parking lot where we try to catch Merry's mom before she leaves us at this Costco, which by now has revealed itself as the physical manifestation of the spacetime continuum.
*long blank section*
In order to pay for my Chemistry class, the Caseys and I run (still at the speed of light) to Everett Community college, where there is aparently some kind of charity fund raiser going on, as the ground are littered with small emaciated Ethiopian children. Upon seeing this i grab on of the unfortunate tots, and tell him that according to "Jesus Common Law" his new name is "Paper Serosis".
....yeah that was an odd one