Crazy dream time
everyone posts there dreams, so heres my latest
K, i'm in a town that somewhat resembles wenatchee and i meet a ludicrously beautiful girl, (in all honesty i'm pretty sure it was just kaleen johnson), so for whatever reason i have to go get Tom( i think this has something to do with my inability to be alone with women). So i travel through this canyon that shows up alot in my dreams, its like those great, really uniform canyons we have in eastern washington, meets the grand canyon, meets Canyon city from the dinotopia story books. I travel on a bus. Fast forward Tom and i have returned to the Wenatchee-ish town, and pick-up the girl to go do something. We stop at a gas station, and i buy a digital/disposable camera(they're the wave of the waistful future). I try to take some pictures but it doesn't work(typical). So we go to the girls house to do something, and meet her parents. They hate me(pffft, figures).
-BIG BLUR-
I'm at a radiohead show and a roadie tells me to be jonny greenwoods assistant type guy while he's on stage. so i do it. alls going well until an encore, when brandon styles and a Night hob from 'the never ending story' try steeling some kinda table(i think maybe it was a cradenza), Jonny tells them from the stage, that its not the best idea. But they leave the room only to return a few moments later guilty and reformed. I help clear the stage, and when i return the theatre has been converted in to a......theatre, a movie theatre. So Jonny greenwood and I, and my 5th-6th grade class from UVCS all sit down to watch some kinda nature show(on grapes i think). These grapes are grown in chile, chile is in south america, I start to tell Jonny about how a just watched the movie "the motorcycle diaries" starring the dreamy gael garcia bernal. We are fast becoming friends. while discussing the difference in perspective on communism between the U.S. and latin american nations, Jonny says I "talk funny". WHATEVER. Suddenly the narrator relates an aspect of the chilean grape growing industry to "Ben Stiller playing the Master of the Universe". WOAH. Noe this strikes me as hilarious so i'm in uproarious lafter. However, Ben Stiller who is seated directly behing me, does not find this at all amusing. When i look at him for that all important confirmation laugh, he just grimaces at me. In response to this, I tell him that he's not funny, and make eyes at his sexy wife. But i continue laughing uproariously, until. MRS. BIBBY tells me to shut up or leave. MRS. BIBBY, WTF. anywho, i tell the bitch to shove and get up and leave. I leave the theatre (which was apparently Columbia cinema all along) and wander around. I go to the beautiful girls house lookin for Her and Tom. no ones there but her mom, who is alot nicer to me. Only problem is i cannot remember the girls name(and i still can't). So i deftly cover this by asking about tom.
AND THEN I WAKE UP AND DRINK A PEPSI
K, i'm in a town that somewhat resembles wenatchee and i meet a ludicrously beautiful girl, (in all honesty i'm pretty sure it was just kaleen johnson), so for whatever reason i have to go get Tom( i think this has something to do with my inability to be alone with women). So i travel through this canyon that shows up alot in my dreams, its like those great, really uniform canyons we have in eastern washington, meets the grand canyon, meets Canyon city from the dinotopia story books. I travel on a bus. Fast forward Tom and i have returned to the Wenatchee-ish town, and pick-up the girl to go do something. We stop at a gas station, and i buy a digital/disposable camera(they're the wave of the waistful future). I try to take some pictures but it doesn't work(typical). So we go to the girls house to do something, and meet her parents. They hate me(pffft, figures).
-BIG BLUR-
I'm at a radiohead show and a roadie tells me to be jonny greenwoods assistant type guy while he's on stage. so i do it. alls going well until an encore, when brandon styles and a Night hob from 'the never ending story' try steeling some kinda table(i think maybe it was a cradenza), Jonny tells them from the stage, that its not the best idea. But they leave the room only to return a few moments later guilty and reformed. I help clear the stage, and when i return the theatre has been converted in to a......theatre, a movie theatre. So Jonny greenwood and I, and my 5th-6th grade class from UVCS all sit down to watch some kinda nature show(on grapes i think). These grapes are grown in chile, chile is in south america, I start to tell Jonny about how a just watched the movie "the motorcycle diaries" starring the dreamy gael garcia bernal. We are fast becoming friends. while discussing the difference in perspective on communism between the U.S. and latin american nations, Jonny says I "talk funny". WHATEVER. Suddenly the narrator relates an aspect of the chilean grape growing industry to "Ben Stiller playing the Master of the Universe". WOAH. Noe this strikes me as hilarious so i'm in uproarious lafter. However, Ben Stiller who is seated directly behing me, does not find this at all amusing. When i look at him for that all important confirmation laugh, he just grimaces at me. In response to this, I tell him that he's not funny, and make eyes at his sexy wife. But i continue laughing uproariously, until. MRS. BIBBY tells me to shut up or leave. MRS. BIBBY, WTF. anywho, i tell the bitch to shove and get up and leave. I leave the theatre (which was apparently Columbia cinema all along) and wander around. I go to the beautiful girls house lookin for Her and Tom. no ones there but her mom, who is alot nicer to me. Only problem is i cannot remember the girls name(and i still can't). So i deftly cover this by asking about tom.
AND THEN I WAKE UP AND DRINK A PEPSI