Roomie Issues.

Jun 25, 2008 20:16


;sakjsakl;j WHY DID I FORGET TO PRIVATE THIS.

...Not that it matters. Terry knows what I feel now, and I'm not the sort to take back my words.

And if people don't understand, then whatever. I just can't live with a girl. I can't, okay. It's just freaking weird.

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OKAY I'VE HAD IT. I CANNOT DO THIS. I CANNOT BUNK WITH A GIRL, OKAY. CAN'T DO IT. NOT EVEN IF SAID GIRL WAS ONCE A BOY. NOT THAT IT MATTERS. BUT STILL.

I mean, I've been civil and everything, not walking around topless because I don't do that around girls and I'm not getting dead drunk after work either so I don't snore because I'm pretty sure girls don't like it when guys snore and I snore louder than anyone I know when I'm drunk, and then there's the whole thing about... you know, relieving yourself, and how am I supposed to even try anything if Terry's in the bed opposite me, it's just WEIRD, not to say I tried it when Tezuka was around, but Terry's a girl and I'm supposed to be a gentleman and

...Okay. Deep breaths, Marui. Deep breaths. Think about it. Girls are neater than boys even if Tezuka's neat. Girls don't bring one night stands in even if Tezuka didn't. Girls don't snore even if Tezuka isn't too loud himself and girls definitely, definitely do not talk to their bonsais like I'm pretty sure Tezuka does. Okay, deep breaths.

And. I can't do it with Kevin if Terry's there. Not that we ever did it when Tezuka was. No wait Sure we did it in front of Echizen several times - well, he walked in on us - but at least he's a guy.

I mean, I can't even make crude jokes now and thump Terry in the back. What if she thinks I'm... sexist or something. D:

This is bad. Very bad. Very, very bad. Very, very, very bad.

((ooc: Marui obviously forgot to private this. He fails. Again.))

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