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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I helped sukuishi across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I gave mainiefied a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I bought porn for crammer (-10 points). In April I bought porn for lyzzieeeee (10 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
tensaispira
You've gotta be kidding me!
I'll do it again.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I bought porn for renei (10 points). In February I pulled over and changed oviparous's flat tire (15 points). In October I put money in fehrocious's expired parking meter (14 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (738 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
tensaispira
Again!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for fehrocious (10 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday lyzzieeeee and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I punched oviparous in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I broke renei's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-68 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
tensaispira
This is incredible.
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