Dec 11, 2003 17:44
Give me a "meh" with two h's.
Mehh!
Yeah, so I've gotta work this weekend. I have the work the weekend after that as well. I must suck it up and be a working beast. I don't mind, I will recieve teh fat dollars.
I sent Krista's b-day card today. ^_^
I'm sending out cards to a few select people for the holiday season. It's the least I can do, you guys are so awesome. :D
And I'm in a terrific mood! I worked for nine and a half hours today, cashed a check I got in the mail, and filled out an application for Newton County Fire Department. Everything is going well right now. Nothing needs bandaging, I've nothing to hide, and .. I dunno, life is just flowing harmoniously right now. ♥
So now, the TRUE test!
ARE YOU A BERSERKER?
Situational Berserker
Such would include me, Chris, Andy, and Johnny.
"Man, it's cold outside, like 38 degrees. And it's raining.."
The Situational Berserker would say:
"STFU WE RUN ANYWAY FAGGOT"
Drunken Berserker:
Such would include Johnny, Tony, and Ryan.
"Kick me in the nuts!"
"Wha?"
"Do it!!"
or..
"Hey Tony, you wanna wrestle? I'm twice your size and I weigh 260 lbs."
The Drunken Berserker would say:
"BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER!"
or..
Passed out on the floor, they think Dustin has had too much to drink.
The Drunken Berserker:
Crawls to his feet and unleashes a death metal scream.
Ninja Berserker
Tony, Shat the cat
"Tony, do a backflip, on concrete!"
The Ninja Berserker would:
Do a fucking backflip on the concrete.
"Tony, climb that 20 foot thin pole!"
The Ninja Berserker would:
Climb the fucking pole.
Musical Berserkers
Krista, Zon, Kyle
They listen to extremely hardcore music and/or wail on guitar.
"Hey.. Krista, turn that blender noise down."
The Musical Berserker would:
Turn the volume up, and say ..
"Isn't the grunting serene?"
Are you a berserker?
Prove it!