We've been Baptised in mortar!!

Dec 11, 2003 17:44

Give me a "meh" with two h's.

Mehh!

Yeah, so I've gotta work this weekend. I have the work the weekend after that as well. I must suck it up and be a working beast. I don't mind, I will recieve teh fat dollars.

I sent Krista's b-day card today. ^_^

I'm sending out cards to a few select people for the holiday season. It's the least I can do, you guys are so awesome. :D

And I'm in a terrific mood! I worked for nine and a half hours today, cashed a check I got in the mail, and filled out an application for Newton County Fire Department. Everything is going well right now. Nothing needs bandaging, I've nothing to hide, and .. I dunno, life is just flowing harmoniously right now. ♥

So now, the TRUE test!

ARE YOU A BERSERKER?

Situational Berserker
Such would include me, Chris, Andy, and Johnny.

"Man, it's cold outside, like 38 degrees. And it's raining.."

The Situational Berserker would say:

"STFU WE RUN ANYWAY FAGGOT"

Drunken Berserker:
Such would include Johnny, Tony, and Ryan.

"Kick me in the nuts!"

"Wha?"

"Do it!!"

or..

"Hey Tony, you wanna wrestle? I'm twice your size and I weigh 260 lbs."

The Drunken Berserker would say:

"BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER!"

or..

Passed out on the floor, they think Dustin has had too much to drink.

The Drunken Berserker:

Crawls to his feet and unleashes a death metal scream.

Ninja Berserker
Tony, Shat the cat

"Tony, do a backflip, on concrete!"

The Ninja Berserker would:

Do a fucking backflip on the concrete.

"Tony, climb that 20 foot thin pole!"

The Ninja Berserker would:

Climb the fucking pole.

Musical Berserkers
Krista, Zon, Kyle

They listen to extremely hardcore music and/or wail on guitar.

"Hey.. Krista, turn that blender noise down."

The Musical Berserker would:

Turn the volume up, and say ..

"Isn't the grunting serene?"

Are you a berserker?

Prove it!
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