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Fucking weird dreams. Weird as fucking hell. Three dreams. All weird. I dreamt last night, three times. They were all weird. @_@
One:
Tony calls me form Danielle's house telling me he is gay for me. I laugh at first, then Danielle picks up another phone in the house.
"TONY IS A FAGGOT BASTARD, TONY IS A FAGGOT BASTARD."
I ask why.
"HE TRIED TO PUT IT IN MY ASS."
I say, some guys like that.
"WELL SO I LET HIM AND HE STARTED SCREAMING YOUR NAME, THEN HE SAID HE NEEDED TO 'GO HOME'."
From there I hung up the phone and crawled back into the bed, in the fetal position.
Two:
So it's confirmed (again) and I'm going to visit Krista. I refuse to travel any way other than on my ATV. It will go 70 mph and all but still, that sucks. I was freezing my ass off.
I get to her neighborhood and I fly down all the streets looking for her house. She said she had tiger statues in her front yard, so I'm looking for tiger statues.
I see a house waaay in the distance, using zoom binoculars. It requires me going through the trail of death. So I rev up and wheele into the trail, and start sliding through the turns.
I eventually hit a huge mudhole, and I need help out. Of all things, I cry out:
"NEIL!!!"
And Neil appears out of nowhere, grabs the front grab bar, and helps pull me out of the mud. I don't even acknowledge that he helped me, instead I laugh like a retard and say:
"BAHAHAHA THIS THING CAN GET OUT OF ANYWHERE!"
He shrugs and walks off, smoking a cigarette.
So I keep going and then this fat dog rushes out of the thicket. I mash the throttle all the way in, because this dog is out for blood. I get STUCK IN A MUDHOLE AGAIN.
The dog tackles me off of the ATV, and I wake up.
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Three:
I go to Krista's LJ. It looks old-school as fuck with pokemon pictures as the background and whatnot. Her LJ icon pic is of her with brown hair, so yeah this is an old LJ. I forget the journal user's name. Anyway, her entries are all like:
"I <3 Andre and Dustin smokes faggot dick.
Dustin tries to assimilate everyone to his way of roleplaying so that he has lackies with him at all times who will constantly be like him and agree with him. I can't think of a more obnoxious person.
And his character, Tensaiji, is a moder. Ok, he has a big fucking sword, he can channel mako energy to enhance is strength, and he's an adamant master of materia with limit breaks. And he's 4D92 with like thirty enhancers. Fuck him."
And she ahd an LJ cut on one entry and it said "This one is for you, Dustin".
I grudgingly click on it.
A pop-up dominates my screen. it shows like 40 naked men all perched in this elastic gymnasium. They are all fucking each other so hard. I can hear like 40 gay men groaning. And I can't get it off of my computer. So I wake up.
End.
What the fuck is my problem? ~_~
Shower.
One:
Tony calls me form Danielle's house telling me he is gay for me. I laugh at first, then Danielle picks up another phone in the house.
"TONY IS A FAGGOT BASTARD, TONY IS A FAGGOT BASTARD."
I ask why.
"HE TRIED TO PUT IT IN MY ASS."
I say, some guys like that.
"WELL SO I LET HIM AND HE STARTED SCREAMING YOUR NAME, THEN HE SAID HE NEEDED TO 'GO HOME'."
From there I hung up the phone and crawled back into the bed, in the fetal position.
Two:
So it's confirmed (again) and I'm going to visit Krista. I refuse to travel any way other than on my ATV. It will go 70 mph and all but still, that sucks. I was freezing my ass off.
I get to her neighborhood and I fly down all the streets looking for her house. She said she had tiger statues in her front yard, so I'm looking for tiger statues.
I see a house waaay in the distance, using zoom binoculars. It requires me going through the trail of death. So I rev up and wheele into the trail, and start sliding through the turns.
I eventually hit a huge mudhole, and I need help out. Of all things, I cry out:
"NEIL!!!"
And Neil appears out of nowhere, grabs the front grab bar, and helps pull me out of the mud. I don't even acknowledge that he helped me, instead I laugh like a retard and say:
"BAHAHAHA THIS THING CAN GET OUT OF ANYWHERE!"
He shrugs and walks off, smoking a cigarette.
So I keep going and then this fat dog rushes out of the thicket. I mash the throttle all the way in, because this dog is out for blood. I get STUCK IN A MUDHOLE AGAIN.
The dog tackles me off of the ATV, and I wake up.
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Three:
I go to Krista's LJ. It looks old-school as fuck with pokemon pictures as the background and whatnot. Her LJ icon pic is of her with brown hair, so yeah this is an old LJ. I forget the journal user's name. Anyway, her entries are all like:
"I <3 Andre and Dustin smokes faggot dick.
Dustin tries to assimilate everyone to his way of roleplaying so that he has lackies with him at all times who will constantly be like him and agree with him. I can't think of a more obnoxious person.
And his character, Tensaiji, is a moder. Ok, he has a big fucking sword, he can channel mako energy to enhance is strength, and he's an adamant master of materia with limit breaks. And he's 4D92 with like thirty enhancers. Fuck him."
And she ahd an LJ cut on one entry and it said "This one is for you, Dustin".
I grudgingly click on it.
A pop-up dominates my screen. it shows like 40 naked men all perched in this elastic gymnasium. They are all fucking each other so hard. I can hear like 40 gay men groaning. And I can't get it off of my computer. So I wake up.
End.
What the fuck is my problem? ~_~
Shower.