Things that Piss Off Vincent
One.
Being asked to play D&D is all fine and good, but if I already know you have a history of writing shit for your adventures, like irrational items and npcs and puzzles that have inane solutions, not to mention the lack of character motivation, don't get mad at me when I tell you I don't really want to.
Two.
When you finally convince me to play in your game, which I already know is going to be ridiculous, and the game turns out to be maddeningly stupid and terribly poorly written, don't get mad at me when I have my character kill himself because nothing else works to solve your fucking stupid puzzle.
Three.
DO NOT send someone else to try to guilt trip me into apologizing to you for telling you your adventure was retarded. Do not tell me I'm unsociable because I didn't adore your fucking stupid adventure.
Four.
DO NOT come to my door the next morning, dash into my room when I open the door, and then attempt to assault me physically. I will only tolerate this so much. The next time it happens I will INJURE you.
That is all.
Being asked to play D&D is all fine and good, but if I already know you have a history of writing shit for your adventures, like irrational items and npcs and puzzles that have inane solutions, not to mention the lack of character motivation, don't get mad at me when I tell you I don't really want to.
Two.
When you finally convince me to play in your game, which I already know is going to be ridiculous, and the game turns out to be maddeningly stupid and terribly poorly written, don't get mad at me when I have my character kill himself because nothing else works to solve your fucking stupid puzzle.
Three.
DO NOT send someone else to try to guilt trip me into apologizing to you for telling you your adventure was retarded. Do not tell me I'm unsociable because I didn't adore your fucking stupid adventure.
Four.
DO NOT come to my door the next morning, dash into my room when I open the door, and then attempt to assault me physically. I will only tolerate this so much. The next time it happens I will INJURE you.
That is all.