So fucking creepy.
Have you ever watched Paid Programming? There are some creepy goddamn things on Paid Programming. For example, (and I swear to all Gods I am not making this up) There is a man named Peter Popoff, a man who looks like a reptile, who apparently got some magic water from God or his kitchen tap, which, (he actually said this) "Is guaranteed to cure your cancer."
That's right, Peter Popoff's Miracle Spring Water will cure your cancer. It will also make you win the lottery, and cause courts to drop any outstanding felony charges against you or your loved ones. These effects are affirmed in testimony by other people who look like reptiles. And he wants to send it to you for free.
"Your Divine Transfer is on its way!" says Popoff. I'm not sure, but I would think telling people your Miracle Water will cure their cancer is illegal. Very, very illegal.
I say, I don't want your Mind Control Water, reptile man. Watch out for Peter Popoff's zombies.