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Dear,
Don't try suicide, God's gonna hate it.
Love,
Me
I posted this on my work message board yesterday after downloading an off e-mail in my account about a mans giant balls.
"Who resent/redirected an e-mail about a man's balls expanding because of all the information we sent him? Was he replied to? I can reply to him about his balls if no one else did!"
I wasn't sure if it was resent to me as a joke or not.
My boss replied saying he sent it to me because he thought I was the best one to reply to it. I guess my boss has really positive feelings about me, my wit, and peoples balls.
Another work related thing:
"fist salamanders face"
^ That means that today, we played word games. Where someone says something slurry and we change it to same something ridiculous.
Fight for scarce understanding. Ignorance can be bliss. Wallow! Wallow! Wallow!
Did I mention I got a couch?
Also, the kitchen is the most "decorated" room in my apartment. I have 3 pictures hung in it and a dikes on bikes snow globe. I threw out the dead plant though. Poor plant.
Don't try suicide, God's gonna hate it.
Love,
Me
I posted this on my work message board yesterday after downloading an off e-mail in my account about a mans giant balls.
"Who resent/redirected an e-mail about a man's balls expanding because of all the information we sent him? Was he replied to? I can reply to him about his balls if no one else did!"
I wasn't sure if it was resent to me as a joke or not.
My boss replied saying he sent it to me because he thought I was the best one to reply to it. I guess my boss has really positive feelings about me, my wit, and peoples balls.
Another work related thing:
"fist salamanders face"
^ That means that today, we played word games. Where someone says something slurry and we change it to same something ridiculous.
Fight for scarce understanding. Ignorance can be bliss. Wallow! Wallow! Wallow!
Did I mention I got a couch?
Also, the kitchen is the most "decorated" room in my apartment. I have 3 pictures hung in it and a dikes on bikes snow globe. I threw out the dead plant though. Poor plant.