This is hilarious, please don't take this literally.
"Dear Freshmen,
Take notes.
-Sex doesnt make you cool and it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So just leave all the slutty things you did in middle AT the middle school.
-Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka, or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it... so don't be proud.
-Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. Its stupid and rude. And everyone will hate you for it. And LOLLZZZ is really annoying.
-Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.
-Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore, so shut the F-U-C-K up.
-HAVE A GREAT YEAR.
Sincerely,
The class of '07. Your seniors. And the people who own you."
Take notes.
-Sex doesnt make you cool and it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So just leave all the slutty things you did in middle AT the middle school.
-Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka, or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it... so don't be proud.
-Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. Its stupid and rude. And everyone will hate you for it. And LOLLZZZ is really annoying.
-Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.
-Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore, so shut the F-U-C-K up.
-HAVE A GREAT YEAR.
Sincerely,
The class of '07. Your seniors. And the people who own you."