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and now for something completely different

Feb 15, 2004 13:46

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My Thanks khemeneth February 18 2004, 20:24:28 UTC

To the collective for the entertaining experience and excellent idea of journal assimilation. I feel sure that when I report to my local medical practitioner that I am happy that where there was once just one voice there are now many, he will organize the provision of a great deal of free medication.

Unimatrix Khemeneth

Re: My Thanks tennis_borg February 19 2004, 12:27:21 UTC

Your journal has already been added to the collective of we_r_borg community. Your efforts to escape Us are irrelevant.

Re: My Thanks khemeneth February 19 2004, 14:33:11 UTC

I have no desire to escape the oneness of the collective.

On the contrary I wish to remain and allow the viral algorithms I have brought to the collective to do their work.

In time the oneness of this collective will adapt to service me and that oneness will function in alignment and become a part of my oneness.

The Borg King

Re: My Thanks tennis_borg February 19 2004, 14:46:57 UTC

Your delusions are irrelevant.

Re: My Thanks khemeneth February 19 2004, 15:08:14 UTC

Excellent! My subconscious directive to force you to make that response worked admirably.

The assimilation has commenced.

The Borg King

Re: My Thanks tennis_borg February 19 2004, 15:12:01 UTC

Hah!

Re: My Thanks commanderdata February 22 2004, 18:23:45 UTC

*taps you on the shoulder*

Now that I have your attention...what is it with you and small furry animals?!

Re: My Thanks tennis_borg February 23 2004, 13:12:31 UTC

Furry animals need to be assimilated to.

Re: My Thanks commanderdata February 23 2004, 16:42:38 UTC

Just so you can sick them on me? Even for a tennis ball, you have no life.

*gives you a complex and then goes on his way*

Re: My Thanks tennis_borg February 23 2004, 18:49:17 UTC

Complexes are irrelevant. *follows*

Re: My Thanks commanderdata February 23 2004, 22:11:36 UTC

Not the following thing again! *kicks and then darts off*

Re: My Thanks tennis_borg February 24 2004, 10:53:12 UTC

*assimilates shoe and chases*

Re: My Thanks commanderdata February 24 2004, 16:22:29 UTC

Stop it!!

*grabs Dr. Bashir*

ASSIMILATE THIS!!!

Re: My Thanks tennis_borg February 24 2004, 18:27:24 UTC

*looks at Bashir*

Eeeeyeeeew!

*assimilates you instead*

Re: My Thanks commanderdata February 25 2004, 14:20:17 UTC

*flings Dr. Bashir at you and fights off more nanoprobes*

Now cut that out! Have you not anything better to do?!

Re: My Thanks tennis_borg February 25 2004, 14:46:48 UTC

Nope.

*assimilates your uniform too*

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