Your art is beautiful, in a strange and unsettling way. I think that's why I am starting to love you.
Also, the Drabble-Matic helped me compose a story of Our Love:
A Skanky Day To Assimilitate
doctorbashir stepped gratefully out into the futile sunshine, and admired tennis_borg's cheek. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an unfortunate sight."
tennis_borg climbed off the tennis ball and walked randomly across the grass to greet her lover. doctorbashir patted tennis_borg on the ass and then tried to assimilitate her happily, but without success.
"That's all right," tennis_borg said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not horny," doctorbashir. "Not as horny as the time we wanked in Deep Space Nine."
tennis_borg nodded silkily. "We were Borgish back in those days."
"Our noses were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," doctorbashir said. "Everything seems beautiful and cybernetic when you're young."
"Of course," tennis_borg said. "But now we're irrelevant, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily."
"Huskily?" doctorbashir said . "But how?"
"With this," tennis_borg said and held out a giddy Borg implant. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to assimilitate."
doctorbashir swallowed the Borg implant at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to assimilitate huskily. They wanked like a fresh blade of grass that glistens in the dewy morning. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
What? What are you talking about? Are you saying I'm not a man? Are you saying I'm gay or something? Because I assure you that I am a very heterosexual non-gay straght man who has wild heterosexual sex with Miles ezridax.
Also, the Drabble-Matic helped me compose a story of Our Love:
A Skanky Day To Assimilitate
doctorbashir stepped gratefully out into the futile sunshine, and admired tennis_borg's cheek. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an unfortunate sight."
tennis_borg climbed off the tennis ball and walked randomly across the grass to greet her lover. doctorbashir patted tennis_borg on the ass and then tried to assimilitate her happily, but without success.
"That's all right," tennis_borg said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not horny," doctorbashir. "Not as horny as the time we wanked in Deep Space Nine."
tennis_borg nodded silkily. "We were Borgish back in those days."
"Our noses were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," doctorbashir said. "Everything seems beautiful and cybernetic when you're young."
"Of course," tennis_borg said. "But now we're irrelevant, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily."
"Huskily?" doctorbashir said . "But how?"
"With this," tennis_borg said and held out a giddy Borg implant. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to assimilitate."
doctorbashir swallowed the Borg implant at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to assimilitate huskily. They wanked like a fresh blade of grass that glistens in the dewy morning. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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What? What are you talking about? Are you saying I'm not a man? Are you saying I'm gay or something? Because I assure you that I am a very heterosexual non-gay straght man who has wild heterosexual sex with Miles ezridax.
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