Sam Malone read War and Peace in 5 days, could you?
From Cheers, circa 1983: Sam contemplates reading Tolstoy's War and Peace in a little under 5 days.
Cliff: Oh yeah. What I'd say the first 800 pages are a little bit slow, but it shoots right off after that.
Sam: Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second! What are we talkin' about? I got five days, how long is this book?
Cliff: Well I've delivered a few for the book clubs and it's, uh... about three and a half pounds, paperback.
Coach: Forget it Sam, nobody can read four ounces a day.
Gosh, I loved Cheers. :-)