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So I have my first test in physics on thursday. I'm not ready, and frankly, I'm scared. This teacher is one of the worst teachers ever... not because he's a bad person, quite the opposite, he's a great person.
but he's dyslexic and confuses us so much during lecture that after each class I have to pick up the pieces of my brain which have escaped through my ears during class.
oh, and he thinks my name is Jess.
Scenario:
When I'm bored in class, I'll space off, but my brain will still absorb the information and when the professor asks questions, I'll kind of murmur whatever comes to my mouth first, whether it's right or not. So this particular day, no one was answering and I happened to say something under my breath and he saw me. That something I said just happened to be the wrong answer. So he starts advancing towards me...
Him: I'm sorry, what'd you say?
Me: (snapping back to reality) uhhhh..... [what I just said]
Him: Ok... let's think... why would it be that?
Me: [realizing the RIGHT answer] COULOMB'S LAW!
Him: [stopping] uh.... [completely confused]
Me: Sorry, I didn't answer your question, but the right answer is coulomb's law
Him: ok... and why would it be that [still advancing towards me.... and standing right over me]
Me: [panic-ing] uh... [shouting out basically everything I have ever learned in this class]
finally I say the right answer and he says:
Him: Good job! What was your name?
Me: Janice
Him: Good job Jess!! ..... and as Jess pointed out .... blah blah blah blah
whatever....
So now I have test over the first chapter (after 4 weeks of class) on thursday and I really need to study. But in honor of my prime procrastination skills, I'm doing this instead.
01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive *
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it *
09. Hugged a tree *
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea *
14. Stayed up all night long and watched the sun rise *
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game *
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa (it was closed.... but I climbed to the top of the Duomo?)
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables *
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars *
21. Changed a baby's diaper *
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower ****
24. Gotten drunk on champagne ****
25. Given more than you can afford to charity ****
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope ****
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment ****
28. Had a food fight ****
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill ****
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight at recess ****
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier ****
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can ****
35. Held a lamb ****
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy ****
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath ****
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar ****
40. Seen a total eclipse ****
41. Ridden a roller coaster ****
42. Hit a home run ****
43. Fit 3 wks of studying into 3 days ****
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking ****
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day ****
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors ****
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment ****
48. Had two hard drives for your computer *
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job ****
51. Taken care of someone who was drunk ****
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied ****
53. Had amazing friends ****
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country ****
55. Watched wild whales ****
56. Stolen a sign **** the sign in my living room? huh?
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip ****
59. Rock climbed ****
60. Cheated on your taxes
61. Midnight walk on the beach ****
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them*
66. Visited Japan *
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a goat ****
69. Alphabetized your records - something my mom would do
70. Pretended to be a superhero ****
71. Sung karaoke ****
72. Lounged around in bed all day ****
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Went Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain ****
77. Played in the mud ****
78. Played in the rain ****
79. Gone to a drive-in theater ****
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it ****
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Had your mom read your journal
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business ****
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites ****
87. Taken a martial arts class ****
88. Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie ****
92. Crashed a party ****
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy **** (they were drunk ;))
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch ****
99. Won first prize in a costume contest ****
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice**
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason ****
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything ****
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage **** (please...)
110. Been to Las Vegas ****
111. Recorded music on my home computer ****
112. Eaten shark ****
113. Had a one-night stand ****
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Been onstage at a concert **** (does my own count?)
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
120. Been on a cruise ship ****
121. Spoken more than one language fluently ***
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone ****
123. Bounced a check ****
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did ****
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over ****
134. ...more than once?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge ****
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking ****
137. had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't (or didn't want to) have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 50 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
142. Had a flashback ****
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle ****
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph ****
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. ...below the belt?
156. Smoked a cigarette
157. Ridden a horse ****
158. Had major surgery ****
159. Had sex in someone else's bed
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing ****
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours ****
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Been in a music video
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi ****
171. Had your picture in the newspaper ****
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about ****
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions **** (@#$&*^@ professor)
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach - OH HELL NO
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad ****
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read them ****
182. Dined in a restaurant and stole silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them ****
183. ...and gotten caught?
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch ****
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt - no, but someone needs to apologize to me...
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who you didn't know
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Been dumped online
199. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol ****
200. Been arrested
but he's dyslexic and confuses us so much during lecture that after each class I have to pick up the pieces of my brain which have escaped through my ears during class.
oh, and he thinks my name is Jess.
Scenario:
When I'm bored in class, I'll space off, but my brain will still absorb the information and when the professor asks questions, I'll kind of murmur whatever comes to my mouth first, whether it's right or not. So this particular day, no one was answering and I happened to say something under my breath and he saw me. That something I said just happened to be the wrong answer. So he starts advancing towards me...
Him: I'm sorry, what'd you say?
Me: (snapping back to reality) uhhhh..... [what I just said]
Him: Ok... let's think... why would it be that?
Me: [realizing the RIGHT answer] COULOMB'S LAW!
Him: [stopping] uh.... [completely confused]
Me: Sorry, I didn't answer your question, but the right answer is coulomb's law
Him: ok... and why would it be that [still advancing towards me.... and standing right over me]
Me: [panic-ing] uh... [shouting out basically everything I have ever learned in this class]
finally I say the right answer and he says:
Him: Good job! What was your name?
Me: Janice
Him: Good job Jess!! ..... and as Jess pointed out .... blah blah blah blah
whatever....
So now I have test over the first chapter (after 4 weeks of class) on thursday and I really need to study. But in honor of my prime procrastination skills, I'm doing this instead.
01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive *
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it *
09. Hugged a tree *
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea *
14. Stayed up all night long and watched the sun rise *
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game *
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa (it was closed.... but I climbed to the top of the Duomo?)
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables *
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars *
21. Changed a baby's diaper *
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower ****
24. Gotten drunk on champagne ****
25. Given more than you can afford to charity ****
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope ****
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment ****
28. Had a food fight ****
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill ****
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight at recess ****
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier ****
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can ****
35. Held a lamb ****
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy ****
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath ****
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar ****
40. Seen a total eclipse ****
41. Ridden a roller coaster ****
42. Hit a home run ****
43. Fit 3 wks of studying into 3 days ****
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking ****
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day ****
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors ****
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment ****
48. Had two hard drives for your computer *
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job ****
51. Taken care of someone who was drunk ****
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied ****
53. Had amazing friends ****
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country ****
55. Watched wild whales ****
56. Stolen a sign **** the sign in my living room? huh?
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip ****
59. Rock climbed ****
60. Cheated on your taxes
61. Midnight walk on the beach ****
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them*
66. Visited Japan *
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a goat ****
69. Alphabetized your records - something my mom would do
70. Pretended to be a superhero ****
71. Sung karaoke ****
72. Lounged around in bed all day ****
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Went Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain ****
77. Played in the mud ****
78. Played in the rain ****
79. Gone to a drive-in theater ****
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it ****
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Had your mom read your journal
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business ****
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites ****
87. Taken a martial arts class ****
88. Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie ****
92. Crashed a party ****
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy **** (they were drunk ;))
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch ****
99. Won first prize in a costume contest ****
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice**
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason ****
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything ****
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage **** (please...)
110. Been to Las Vegas ****
111. Recorded music on my home computer ****
112. Eaten shark ****
113. Had a one-night stand ****
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Been onstage at a concert **** (does my own count?)
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
120. Been on a cruise ship ****
121. Spoken more than one language fluently ***
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone ****
123. Bounced a check ****
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did ****
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over ****
134. ...more than once?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge ****
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking ****
137. had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't (or didn't want to) have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 50 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
142. Had a flashback ****
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle ****
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph ****
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. ...below the belt?
156. Smoked a cigarette
157. Ridden a horse ****
158. Had major surgery ****
159. Had sex in someone else's bed
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing ****
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours ****
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Been in a music video
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi ****
171. Had your picture in the newspaper ****
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about ****
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions **** (@#$&*^@ professor)
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach - OH HELL NO
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad ****
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read them ****
182. Dined in a restaurant and stole silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them ****
183. ...and gotten caught?
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch ****
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt - no, but someone needs to apologize to me...
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who you didn't know
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Been dumped online
199. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol ****
200. Been arrested