Dec 12, 2005 18:13
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK CHEMISTRY!!!!!!!
Thank GOD I will be done in 18 hours..... You can count on me either being asleep or rip roaring DRUNK by 11:05. Those of you who are waiting for my annual version of 'Twas the night before finals:
"Twas the night before finals, and all through the house,
All the students are grumbling, "My teacher's a louse!"
The streakers are prepping, their asses to bare
Wrapping their "presents" with the utmost of care.
In Janice's room, you hear a loud scream,
"Why the hell is my chem prof so fucking mean!?!"
Mountains of books strewn across the table
Everyone will stay up studying as long as they are able.
The chem students are ripping their hair out folicle by folicle,
Wishing they could destroy every living molecule.
The cursing, the cramming, frustration and spamming,
Let's procrastinate some more and go for a little midnight tanning.
So pray a little prayer, dream a little dream,
So ends Janice's version of her pre-final scream.