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Bud Light proudly presents Real Men of Genius: Stressed Out College Student During Exam Week. Today we salute you Stressed Out College Student During Exam Week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on Starbucks & Adderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD, along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia and involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, tyrant of test-taking, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.
GOOD LUCK ON FINALS!!!!
GOOD LUCK ON FINALS!!!!