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#120 [Filtered from Known Enemies]

Aug 17, 2009 19:47

NOW HIRING!

Rosey's, a soon-to-be-opening bakery, is now hiring employees! We're looking for bakers, cashiers, and cleaning staff. All applicants considered; no previous job experience required. Good attitude a must! Applicants applying for a baker position will be quizzed on their knowledge and requested to provide samples of their baking. If ( Read more... )

fakir, this post is full of awkward, bakery, shader, i'm a better cook than rosette i swear, rosette, !curse aftermath

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[PRIVATE] brainsnotfists August 18 2009, 05:20:13 UTC

An embarrassing question?

Okay. Shoot.

Congrats on the bakery.

[PRIVATE] tenmorehours August 18 2009, 05:29:46 UTC

Thanks, Shader. For both.

So um.

...Can demons and humans have children together?

[PRIVATE] brainsnotfists August 18 2009, 05:37:16 UTC

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Qualified yes. It depends on a lot of factors, and where necessary, a lot of tweaking.

And, as much as I'd love to be an auntie, I'd advise you to use protection with Rosette, just in case.

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Or are you asking because you HAVEN'T used protection?

[PRIVATE] tenmorehours August 18 2009, 05:45:02 UTC

Uh...well, you know, it's been so spontaneous...I only really started to think about it the other day.

[PRIVATE] brainsnotfists August 18 2009, 06:02:19 UTC

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Chrono. Whatever you are doing now, stop immediately. Go to the nearest drug store and buy some condoms. Get the kind with spermicidal lubricant. Learn to put them on.

Talk to Rosette. If she has any weird ideas about birth control, stomp on them as hard as you can get away with. She should also consider going on the pill or using a diaphragm.

[PRIVATE] tenmorehours August 18 2009, 06:11:12 UTC

Uh. Right. Spermicidal...got it.

..."The pill"?

[PRIVATE] brainsnotfists August 18 2009, 06:17:58 UTC

It's a contraceptive. Very safe, and it's also used to help regulate periods, and also helps medical conditions that you probably don't want to hear about. Refer Rosette to me if she has any questions, since I have no idea of what Lilith might stand on birth control.

[PRIVATE] tenmorehours August 18 2009, 06:30:36 UTC

Okay. I'll talk to her about it.

Do you...think Rosette will talk to you? She still seems a little uneasy about the Sinners. No offense.

[PRIVATE] brainsnotfists August 18 2009, 06:39:11 UTC

Good point. Tell her to get a doctor's appointment then.

[PRIVATE] tenmorehours August 18 2009, 06:45:35 UTC

Doctor's appointment. Gotcha, good idea.

Something tells me this conversation won't turn out well.

[PRIVATE] brainsnotfists August 18 2009, 06:53:42 UTC

Try apologizing for not thinking of it sooner, and then running like hell.

[PRIVATE] tenmorehours August 18 2009, 06:57:10 UTC

Ehhh...I guess I deserve a few punches to the head for this.

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