Best News EVAAAAAR!
I decided to stop being lazy and finally type out a certain fic!
So I get to totally post it here!~ <3
Yes sah! My Sword, My Love, My Ginryuu is FINISHED!~ <33
It's my first crack fic on the web-- no I'm lying.
ANY WAY! Here's the link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5167621/1/My_Sword_My_Love_My_Ginryuu
It's a work of genius.
Ch. 1: Object of my Desire
Fake story: Sakura turns into Mokona, Mokona turns into some Mary Sue and eats Syaoran. Since Kurogane is not aware that Mokona is actually Sakura, he does what he always does when no one is looking at the two of them together alone; attempt to woo Mokona. *cliche cliche*
Random person: PFFT WHAT?! HOW THE HELL IS THAT CLICHE?! *because the asterisks say so*
Sakura freaks out and toddles away, but Kurogane is stubborn.
Real story: Kurogane blocks Fye's sexual advances with Ginryuu. Fye gets pissed and ditches the smiling act. True love blossoms.
Ch.2: A Plan
Fake story: Kurogane decides that if he can't have "Mokona" then NO ONE can have "Mokona". -OHCRAP-
Real story: Fye creates a plan that he never does throughout the whole fic. Fye attempts to rape Kurogane pretty much, but Mokona comes in and saves the day. :U
Ch. 3: A Human is Fine Too
Fake story: Sakura goes through what all female Mokona's go through; bleeding out the...weird jewel thing. Kurogane slaps Fye and asks him take make him a "f**king sandwich with some f**king toast". Fye kills himself and instantly revives (the author actually forgot that he was dead) when suddenly he's in the doorway admiring pictures of huma-mokonas, and lewdly says, "A Human is Fine Too."
Real story: Fye goes to Yuuko and asks her to turn Ginryuu into a human because that's TOTALLY what you do to make someone love you. Don't you know?! Yuuko is a meanie and turns Fye's staff, which he names Marie just because it was the first name he could think of, into a human as well. Both weapons make you want to punch someone.
Ch. 4: A Picnic
Fake story: Kurogane makes Mokona spit up Syoran so he can slap him too. It's now known that Syaoran became a pimp in another world. He makes his girls make food for a picnic. Everyone goes on a picnic and gets hit by a giant meteor which makes Sakura turn back to herself, but it doesn't matter because she's kind of dead now.
Real story: Since Ginryuu and Marie don't get along, Fye sends the two off on a picnic so they can fall in love or something, because eating food with people makes you love them. This is Fye's logic because he's French. :U ( Apparently. It sounds better any way. <3 )
The picnic makes Marie love Fye so much that she'll do anything to make him happy...after Ginryuu talks about his love for Kurogane and blah. All the while, Kurogane and Fye are watching on a hill that the weapons can't see. Fye attempts to rekindle their love, but Kurogane is madly in love with Ginryuu. Fye, though upset with this, tries to accept this to the best of his ability, but...
Ch. 5: Hard to Forget
Fake Story: The author decides that no one died and apoligizes because of the flames received on the chapter. Fans of the story stopped reading because of it, but came back to the mention of receiving virtual cookies if they stayed with the plot, wherever that was. Suddenly everyone is walking around, with no care in the world then suddenly another giant meteor comes and everyone dies again. The author laughs and says, "HAH HAH! FOOLED YOU! GIANT METEORS FTW" The readers lose trust in the author and never read the story again. The author apologizes once more saying it's a bad habit. The readers come back at the mention of requests for the first five reviewers. Sakura says, "It's hard to forget that I died once, it's hard to forget what I am now, and it's hard to forget what I'm supposed to be doing." The readers are instantly sucked in again.
Real story: Fye attempts to forget about everything and smile about it, but after a while, he cracks and laments losing Kurogane to Ginryuu. Marie gets all depressed. Ginryuu becomes all emo and shiz. Kurogane's like, "Wtf? I didn't do anything ra ra ra," and he goes to see what's up with Fye. Ginryuu knows what to do apparently.
Ch. 6: My Japanese
Fake story: Suddenly Kurogane is Japanese and starts talking about anime and calls Sakura (who is still Mokona) "kawaii". He takes her all around town, showing her all this weeb stuff, then goes home. In the end, he realizes he was Japanese all along...and joins the army. Before going off, he tells Sakura that he'll write to her, and that he'll die for her and not for his country. He then goes off to be hit by a giant meteor and the readers lose trust again and leave the fic for good, but mostly because they didn't like Kurogane speaking Japanese in Japan.
Real story: Fye tells Kurogane that he's being an idiot...in song...plus many tears...though I suppose Fye isn't actually singing.
Ch. 7: Always
Fake story: Kurogane comes back to Sakura...alive and tells her that Japan is stupid and will never speak Japanese in Japan ever again. Fye agrees. Sakura cries because Yuuko tells her that she'll always be a Mokona. Kurogane takes this as some sexual go ahead. But Syaoran adopts Sakura as one of his guuuurls and tells Kurogane to step off. Mokona gets hit by a very small meteor and lives. The author then comments that it's just not the same. Sakura doesn't want to be a guuuurl and decides to marry Kurogane. Kurogane creepily agrees and tells her that they'll "always be together, even if I have your corpse all to myself, you'll be mine always!" Syaoran wet the bed because he was scared, so Mokona ate him again. Logic people! Come on! It's sensible!
Real story: To put it bluntly; Ginryuu breaks up with Kurogane to make sure he's happy. Logic. :U He makes him go back to Fye.
Ch. 8: Back to Normal
Fake Story: Sakura turns back into herself, Mokona can't handle the change and poofs.
Random person: ...poofs...?
Did I stutter? Poofs. So any way, Kurogane no longer loves Sakura since she's not a Mokona and remembers that he's already married to Fye, who wasn't in the last couple of chapters at all so Kurogane figures that he ran off with Tomoyo and proceeds to call him a "filthy French whore that he only married for the sake of having someone," then he begins to cry. Sakura agrees. ( wha? ) She decides that she really will marry Kurogane. He looks up, tears in his eyes, Sakura smiling down at him, waiting for him to speak. He does, but it's not what she expected, "I want to marry Ginryuu and Souhi...at the same time. Then have babehs. Lots of f**king babehs. >:U Get outta mah face or make me some cheese sticks." Sakura agrees.
Real story: The weapons are weapons again. Kurogane and Fye are...together again. Mokona is dead I guess. And so is Sakura I suppose. o__o;; And Syaoran is...I don't even know. He's not important to this story so baw. :U
So now you have something to look forward to! Go read it! ...Lol, does anyone else but me think the fake story is better than the real story? XD -brick'd like a million times-
EDIT: Oh! And I meant to say! From now on this journal is going to be less personal. =3= Because now I'm on a role for something. <3
So I get to totally post it here!~ <3
Yes sah! My Sword, My Love, My Ginryuu is FINISHED!~ <33
It's my first crack fic on the web-- no I'm lying.
ANY WAY! Here's the link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5167621/1/My_Sword_My_Love_My_Ginryuu
It's a work of genius.
Ch. 1: Object of my Desire
Fake story: Sakura turns into Mokona, Mokona turns into some Mary Sue and eats Syaoran. Since Kurogane is not aware that Mokona is actually Sakura, he does what he always does when no one is looking at the two of them together alone; attempt to woo Mokona. *cliche cliche*
Random person: PFFT WHAT?! HOW THE HELL IS THAT CLICHE?! *because the asterisks say so*
Sakura freaks out and toddles away, but Kurogane is stubborn.
Real story: Kurogane blocks Fye's sexual advances with Ginryuu. Fye gets pissed and ditches the smiling act. True love blossoms.
Ch.2: A Plan
Fake story: Kurogane decides that if he can't have "Mokona" then NO ONE can have "Mokona". -OHCRAP-
Real story: Fye creates a plan that he never does throughout the whole fic. Fye attempts to rape Kurogane pretty much, but Mokona comes in and saves the day. :U
Ch. 3: A Human is Fine Too
Fake story: Sakura goes through what all female Mokona's go through; bleeding out the...weird jewel thing. Kurogane slaps Fye and asks him take make him a "f**king sandwich with some f**king toast". Fye kills himself and instantly revives (the author actually forgot that he was dead) when suddenly he's in the doorway admiring pictures of huma-mokonas, and lewdly says, "A Human is Fine Too."
Real story: Fye goes to Yuuko and asks her to turn Ginryuu into a human because that's TOTALLY what you do to make someone love you. Don't you know?! Yuuko is a meanie and turns Fye's staff, which he names Marie just because it was the first name he could think of, into a human as well. Both weapons make you want to punch someone.
Ch. 4: A Picnic
Fake story: Kurogane makes Mokona spit up Syoran so he can slap him too. It's now known that Syaoran became a pimp in another world. He makes his girls make food for a picnic. Everyone goes on a picnic and gets hit by a giant meteor which makes Sakura turn back to herself, but it doesn't matter because she's kind of dead now.
Real story: Since Ginryuu and Marie don't get along, Fye sends the two off on a picnic so they can fall in love or something, because eating food with people makes you love them. This is Fye's logic because he's French. :U ( Apparently. It sounds better any way. <3 )
The picnic makes Marie love Fye so much that she'll do anything to make him happy...after Ginryuu talks about his love for Kurogane and blah. All the while, Kurogane and Fye are watching on a hill that the weapons can't see. Fye attempts to rekindle their love, but Kurogane is madly in love with Ginryuu. Fye, though upset with this, tries to accept this to the best of his ability, but...
Ch. 5: Hard to Forget
Fake Story: The author decides that no one died and apoligizes because of the flames received on the chapter. Fans of the story stopped reading because of it, but came back to the mention of receiving virtual cookies if they stayed with the plot, wherever that was. Suddenly everyone is walking around, with no care in the world then suddenly another giant meteor comes and everyone dies again. The author laughs and says, "HAH HAH! FOOLED YOU! GIANT METEORS FTW" The readers lose trust in the author and never read the story again. The author apologizes once more saying it's a bad habit. The readers come back at the mention of requests for the first five reviewers. Sakura says, "It's hard to forget that I died once, it's hard to forget what I am now, and it's hard to forget what I'm supposed to be doing." The readers are instantly sucked in again.
Real story: Fye attempts to forget about everything and smile about it, but after a while, he cracks and laments losing Kurogane to Ginryuu. Marie gets all depressed. Ginryuu becomes all emo and shiz. Kurogane's like, "Wtf? I didn't do anything ra ra ra," and he goes to see what's up with Fye. Ginryuu knows what to do apparently.
Ch. 6: My Japanese
Fake story: Suddenly Kurogane is Japanese and starts talking about anime and calls Sakura (who is still Mokona) "kawaii". He takes her all around town, showing her all this weeb stuff, then goes home. In the end, he realizes he was Japanese all along...and joins the army. Before going off, he tells Sakura that he'll write to her, and that he'll die for her and not for his country. He then goes off to be hit by a giant meteor and the readers lose trust again and leave the fic for good, but mostly because they didn't like Kurogane speaking Japanese in Japan.
Real story: Fye tells Kurogane that he's being an idiot...in song...plus many tears...though I suppose Fye isn't actually singing.
Ch. 7: Always
Fake story: Kurogane comes back to Sakura...alive and tells her that Japan is stupid and will never speak Japanese in Japan ever again. Fye agrees. Sakura cries because Yuuko tells her that she'll always be a Mokona. Kurogane takes this as some sexual go ahead. But Syaoran adopts Sakura as one of his guuuurls and tells Kurogane to step off. Mokona gets hit by a very small meteor and lives. The author then comments that it's just not the same. Sakura doesn't want to be a guuuurl and decides to marry Kurogane. Kurogane creepily agrees and tells her that they'll "always be together, even if I have your corpse all to myself, you'll be mine always!" Syaoran wet the bed because he was scared, so Mokona ate him again. Logic people! Come on! It's sensible!
Real story: To put it bluntly; Ginryuu breaks up with Kurogane to make sure he's happy. Logic. :U He makes him go back to Fye.
Ch. 8: Back to Normal
Fake Story: Sakura turns back into herself, Mokona can't handle the change and poofs.
Random person: ...poofs...?
Did I stutter? Poofs. So any way, Kurogane no longer loves Sakura since she's not a Mokona and remembers that he's already married to Fye, who wasn't in the last couple of chapters at all so Kurogane figures that he ran off with Tomoyo and proceeds to call him a "filthy French whore that he only married for the sake of having someone," then he begins to cry. Sakura agrees. ( wha? ) She decides that she really will marry Kurogane. He looks up, tears in his eyes, Sakura smiling down at him, waiting for him to speak. He does, but it's not what she expected, "I want to marry Ginryuu and Souhi...at the same time. Then have babehs. Lots of f**king babehs. >:U Get outta mah face or make me some cheese sticks." Sakura agrees.
Real story: The weapons are weapons again. Kurogane and Fye are...together again. Mokona is dead I guess. And so is Sakura I suppose. o__o;; And Syaoran is...I don't even know. He's not important to this story so baw. :U
So now you have something to look forward to! Go read it! ...Lol, does anyone else but me think the fake story is better than the real story? XD -brick'd like a million times-
EDIT: Oh! And I meant to say! From now on this journal is going to be less personal. =3= Because now I'm on a role for something. <3