Who: Yagyuu Hiroshi & Niou Masaharu
Where: Niou's room
When: Recently
What: Yagyuu and Niou have bro-time, talk, and impromptu sleep over.
Rating: PG
Comments: Sure
Niou: *sitting on his bed in the dorms with a laptop in front of him, staring at it like it was about to eat him or something*
Yagyuu: *somehow finding himself in front of Niou's door, remembering last time he was here the other was practically dying from the flu* Are you in, Masaharu? *knocks lightly*
Niou: What kind of dumb question was that? *calls out* Yeah, it's open
Yagyuu: *sighs, pushing the door open* A simple 'yes' would of done, you know?
Niou: *shrugs* Whatever
Yagyuu: *closes the door behind him, walking over to Niou* At least you're doing better than the last time I was here.
Niou: Yup, fully recovered. *is still staring at his computer* This guy is full of himself
Yagyuu: You are looking at the screen as if it might eat you. *sits himself next to Niou, crossing his legs over the side of the bed* What guy?
Niou: *point at the screen open to the comments on his journal* Him. I don't know if he's flirting, trying to annoy me, or challenging me....and I think I agreed to go to dinner with him. *falls over on yo Yagyuu*
Yagyuu: I see *narrows his eyes in order to read at the screen, pushing up his glasses in order to hold them in place* Ah, I vaguely recall this one from Hyoutei. Notorious for being quite the flirt. *shifts his gaze at the now draped Niou*
Niou: ...Soooo....Think I'm idiot, or did the Trickster just get conned?
Yagyuu: Maybe a bit of both, he could be a nice man after all. I can not say, but at least you are getting a free meal out of it?
Niou: *ponders for a moment* Guess you have a point. And thanks for implying I'm an idiot. *grins and punches him lightly*
Yagyuu: *grins at Niou, amused that he actually got that* I would never imply such a thing, Masaharu. *nudges him with his own shoulder in return for the punch*
Niou: Uh-huh...you'd never kick my ass at tennis either, right?
Yagyuu: No, no. That I recall quite well.
Niou: ...That was sarcasm, 'roshi
Yagyuu: Oh, I know. Sarcasm or not, I'd still beat you at tennis any time. *eyes the screen again* So, are you looking forward to your 'date'?
Niou: ....*shrugs* Maybe, maybe not. Maybe he'll prove me wrong. I'm just grumpy. ....Wonder how he feels about sex on the first date?
Yagyuu: *shoots an odd look at Niou, making a wry face at his comment*
Niou: What? It's half of why I'm grumpy.
Yagyuu: You're half grumpy because you haven't had sex?
Niou: *nods* Exactly.
Yagyuu: I see... *pushes at his glasses*
Niou: *stares at him* do you have a magnet in your finger that's attracted to your glasses?
Yagyuu: It's more out of habit than anything, I don't even notice half the time.
Niou: You have a surgically implanted magnet. I'm sticking to this theory
Yagyuu: If I had a surgically implanted magnet, it would be awkward around certain objects no?
Niou: Damn it....guess you're right....Maybe it's polarized or something specifically to your glasses and gets changed without you knowing it every time you get new glasses
Yagyuu: *blinks at Niou, almost awed by his imagination* Or I could just be used to doing it out of habit...
Niou: I was trying to make sense of it. I know it's a habit of yours.
Niou: Sooo...what were we talking about before this?
Yagyuu: How you were either an idiot or found yourself a potential good time?
Niou: *snorts* Somehow, I'm going to doubt it. *shrugs* Oh well. Guess we'll have to with I'm an idiot then
Yagyuu: I agree, let's go with that then. *chuckles*
Niou: *sits up* Have I ever told you I hate you?
Yagyuu: So many times I've lost count. *looks at Niou* One day I might believe it's true.
Niou: *laughs and lies back* God....*lies there with his hand over his eyes*
Yagyuu: *turns in order to lean over Niou, unable to hide the wide grin on his face* You called?
Niou: *snorts* I didn't realize God changed his name to Yagyuu Hiroshi. *grins back*
Yagyuu: You must have missed that memo then, I was sure I sent it around.
Niou: *shrugs* So does taht mean I'm god when I'm you? *grins*
Yagyuu: Unfortunately yes, but in turn that means I'm an idiot when I'm you. *laughs*
Niou: *taps him lightly on the head* You're terrible
Yagyuu: I'm terrible and you hate me, yes yes. *lays himself next to Niou with a small 'plop'*
Niou: Been a while since we've done this
Yagyuu: Aa, it has been hasn't it? I half expected you to shove me out of the bed though.
Niou: I don't have a reason to...yet. *grins*
Yagyuu: I promise not to attack you in any way, shape or form. *chuckles*
Niou: Well, darn.
Yagyuu: I know, you must be devastated.
Niou: *dryly* I'm so devastated that I could just die
Yagyuu: I'm hurt you don't think the prospect of sex with me is appealing. *replies with his most dramatic of tones*
Niou: *glares at him* Unless you're actually serious about it, don't offer.
Yagyuu: *laughs* So if I was serious, you'd take me up on the offer?
Niou: Damn right I would
Yagyuu: That desperate for it, are you?
Niou: Kind of. *smiles a little*
Yagyuu: Oh, I'm so hurt that I'm such a last resort. *places his hands over his heart dramatically*
Niou: *rolls up on his side* Really, 'roshi. *rests his head on Yagyuu's chest* You're never a last resort
Yagyuu: *glances down at Niou's hair, lifting a hand in order to ruffle the white strands before laying his arm idly against his partner's back* I recall you saying you hate me quite a few times though.
Niou: And have you ever thought I was serious about that?
Yagyuu: No, not really. I'm immune to your hateful words.
Niou: *smiles at that* I thought so
Yagyuu: I've been in your shoes a few times *grins, recalling all the times they switched places* I think I would know you well enough.
Niou: *chuckles* You should.
Yagyuu: *nestles himself further into Niou's bed, finding himself actually quite comfortable* This will be an interesting sight if your room mate returns.
Niou: *laughs* I doubt he will. Though I doubt he'd care either.
Yagyuu: Are you going to shove me off the bed if I fall asleep?
Niou: Nah. I think I'll be nice today
Yagyuu: Just today? How lucky then. *laughs*
Niou: *chuckles* Well, would you have the balls to push God out of bed?
Yagyuu: *can't help but let out a genuine laugh, almost forgetting the small joke from earlier* You are wise to not mess with God.
Niou: Of course.
Yagyuu: *sighs* I should get going, otherwise I really might fall asleep here. Unless you don't mind me taking up half your bed, that is.
Niou: Go for it. I don't care. What has you so tired, anyway?
Yagyuu: I've stayed up reading these past few nights, amongst other things. *raises a hand to brush aside his own messy bangs*
Niou: Textbooks, or for fun?
Yagyuu: Both.
Niou: *shakes his head* Only you, 'roshi
Yagyuu: What? I've also had my share of fun besides just reading every night.
Niou: Ooo~ Do tell
Yagyuu: I will keep that to myself. For now.
Niou: *raises an eyebrow* Hiroshi had a date~
Yagyuu: I wouldn't call it a date persay.
Niou: Then what would you call it?
Yagyuu: Hmm. *stares at the ceiling* An outing with a friend.
Niou: A date.
Yagyuu: No, no. Not a date. A gratitude lunch.
Niou: ....What?
Yagyuu: *laughs* Nothing, nevermind.
Niou: Then it was a date.
Yagyuu: It has date potential in the future. Maybe.
Niou: So it's the first date, and it went well. That's good to know
Yagyuu: *shifts a bit so as to get more comfortable* Even if I began to argue with you about how it wasn't a date, I know it's futile.
Niou: *grins and gets right into his face* Damn right it's futile. So you're not going to tell me who you're dating?
Yagyuu:*narrows his eyes at him with a grin, avoiding the subject of who* Such close proximity, Masaharu.
Niou: You've never minded before
Yagyuu: I didn't say it bothered me.
Niou: So why did you say it?
Yagyuu: Because I could.
Niou: *scowls* Seriously?
Yagyuu: *leans up a little so as to get closer* Unless you wanted it to bother me?
Niou: ....You know, I think I lost track of what we were talking about. But you know something, I like bothering you. *moves and sits up*
Yagyuu: Do you? I would of never guessed.
Niou: *grins, sets his computer somewhere safe, and then drapes himself over Yagyuu* Yup. It's one of my favorite past times
Yagyuu: Is using me as a body pillow one as well? *glances at Niou with a smile*
Niou: Yup!
Yagyuu: *runs his hand through Niou's hair* Am I proving to be comfortable enough for you?
Niou: You could be fluffier *smiles*
Yagyuu: Are you saying I should get fatter for your pillow pleasure?
Niou: *shrugs* Or you get a sex change and get boobs
Niou: Boobs are pretty comfortable
Yagyuu: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I will get neither breast implants nor a sex change.
Niou: That's alright. You'd make an ugly woman anyway
Yagyuu: *continues to stroke through Niou's hair* I probably would, wouldn't I?
Niou: *is getting a bit sleepy from the petting* Yeah, you would
Yagyuu: I'd rather not think about it.
Niou: Me either. You know...I just realized something.
Yagyuu: Hmm? *glances down at Niou*
Niou: *leans his head up* You know....it's kind of hard to have a date if you don't set a date for it.
Yagyuu: You should contact him, ask him to set a date.
Niou: Yeah, guess I should..
Yagyuu: You should if you want to go on the date, that is.
Niou: Might as well. I don't really have much to lose...and like you said, it's a free meal
Yagyuu: *ruffles his hair playfully* If it turns out to be great, fantastic. If it doesn't, I'll treat you to a meal to console you. *laughs*
Niou: I'm going to hold you to that.
Yagyuu: Only if it turns out for the worse though.
Niou: Yeah, I heard that part. *moves to lay on the bed a bit more sanely* Weren't you going to take a nap?
Yagyuu: I could nap here or I could crawl back to my own room. *turns to face Niou, stifling a yawn*
Niou: You can stay here. *smiles* I'd hate to see that crawl not be a joke. *ends up yawning himself* Might as well join you
Yagyuu: With how tired I am, I probably would have to crawl. *removes his glasses to lay them on Niou's bed side table*
Niou: That's what I thought. *smirks and curls up against him* I'll try not to kick your ass in my sleep
Yagyuu: Please do as I would rather not wake up with bruises all over. *closes his eyes as he nestles into the pillow*
Niou: *laughs softly, and drifts off*