I'd rather be a CUNT than an ASS!
Not getting laid in five days will really make a girl irritable, no?
Not to worry, kids.
Jen has a plan, so long as Cory doesn't break another set of hand-cuffs.
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OUCH!
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/parenting/06/29/big.baby.ap/index.html
Anybody THAT stupid deserves to die.
http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html
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Ganked from tengu_kakushi
CAREER: D+. This hotel shit was annoying from day one, but it taught me how to steal pretty valuable items without being caught. THAT'S something a gal could make a career out of, but I'd rather not.
SOCIAL LIFE: B. Okay, so I can get dramatic and sappy sometimes, but at least now I know who my real friends are (and most definitely who they AREN'T.)
FAMILY LIFE: A-. My Mom and Dad aren't perfect, but you won't hear me crying about it. I'm glad I had strict parents, not like the softy morons who pop out kids these days.
MONEY: D. I have a job, sometimes two. And yet I never seem to have any money. Damn bill collectors!
HEALTH: B. I rarely drink, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I try to excercise and I don't eat meat. So why am I so out of shape?
APPEARANCE: A. At least, I like to think so. Sure I have yellow-ish teeth from a rare genetic disorder that runs in my family, but I really like having 2 foot long dark hair and a curvy figure. I can deal with the pale complexion, I have some goth-ish tendencies anyway.
OVERALL: B. Things have slowly been getting better over the last 2.5 years. A few hard times, no doubt, and being an exile in greater Portland hasn't been so fun, but it gives you time to think about things. Mostly plotting non-violent revenge and trying to find ways to weasel money out of tourists.
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IT SURE IS...
Not to worry, kids.
Jen has a plan, so long as Cory doesn't break another set of hand-cuffs.
___
OUCH!
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/parenting/06/29/big.baby.ap/index.html
Anybody THAT stupid deserves to die.
http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html
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Ganked from tengu_kakushi
CAREER: D+. This hotel shit was annoying from day one, but it taught me how to steal pretty valuable items without being caught. THAT'S something a gal could make a career out of, but I'd rather not.
SOCIAL LIFE: B. Okay, so I can get dramatic and sappy sometimes, but at least now I know who my real friends are (and most definitely who they AREN'T.)
FAMILY LIFE: A-. My Mom and Dad aren't perfect, but you won't hear me crying about it. I'm glad I had strict parents, not like the softy morons who pop out kids these days.
MONEY: D. I have a job, sometimes two. And yet I never seem to have any money. Damn bill collectors!
HEALTH: B. I rarely drink, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I try to excercise and I don't eat meat. So why am I so out of shape?
APPEARANCE: A. At least, I like to think so. Sure I have yellow-ish teeth from a rare genetic disorder that runs in my family, but I really like having 2 foot long dark hair and a curvy figure. I can deal with the pale complexion, I have some goth-ish tendencies anyway.
OVERALL: B. Things have slowly been getting better over the last 2.5 years. A few hard times, no doubt, and being an exile in greater Portland hasn't been so fun, but it gives you time to think about things. Mostly plotting non-violent revenge and trying to find ways to weasel money out of tourists.
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IT SURE IS...