Fifth Wager
[voice]
This place is tedious.
Unbearably dull. It's the middle of summer, and there's nothing to do but find a fan and down some cocktails - If you're under sixteen, I said sodas - and as it's generally frowned upon to be roaring drunk before 5:00 in the afternoon, that's not an option, either. As charming as this idyllic little place is when it's not asking us for rampant murder, it's not very interesting during the off hours, either.
I propose a lesser crime. Anyone up for a little fun? Shall we say... a friendly round of cards and drinks? Or perhaps you all have other means of entertainment you're hiding from me?
On a different topic, there must be someone who can make proper suits in this ill-fashion-advised town. Any tailors or seamstresses at all?
[action]
[Grimsley can be found riding a 200-pound red crocodile down the streets of the town. Bisharp did his shopping, Krookodile did his transporting. The perfect setup. He reads his newspaper without particularly caring that the massive reptile occasionally causes accidents when it needs to cross the street.]
This place is tedious.
Unbearably dull. It's the middle of summer, and there's nothing to do but find a fan and down some cocktails - If you're under sixteen, I said sodas - and as it's generally frowned upon to be roaring drunk before 5:00 in the afternoon, that's not an option, either. As charming as this idyllic little place is when it's not asking us for rampant murder, it's not very interesting during the off hours, either.
I propose a lesser crime. Anyone up for a little fun? Shall we say... a friendly round of cards and drinks? Or perhaps you all have other means of entertainment you're hiding from me?
On a different topic, there must be someone who can make proper suits in this ill-fashion-advised town. Any tailors or seamstresses at all?
[action]
[Grimsley can be found riding a 200-pound red crocodile down the streets of the town. Bisharp did his shopping, Krookodile did his transporting. The perfect setup. He reads his newspaper without particularly caring that the massive reptile occasionally causes accidents when it needs to cross the street.]