These sorts of things come up all the time, it seems

[tenebris]

Question for the flist:

If you defeathered a live duck and put it in a bathtub, would it float?

Answers will be graded on brevity and creativity. ;)

Comments

[jaina]

I'm waiting for someone to ask why you want to know this.

[tenebris]

Given that the other two questions of this kind I've asked have been: In LOTR slash, what do they use for lube? and When did societies switch from horse fucking to sheep fucking?, this is downright normal. ;)

[particle_person]

Or wood.

[tenebris]

Mmm, good point that may also be a reference. A!

[tenebris]

*snickers* Thanks, dear. A!

[tenebris]

A+. :)

[ellorgast]

But what does the duck think of all this?

[ladykorana]

Only if there's water in the bathtub too...