Am I?

[tenderandflaky]

This morning I wanted to ask Cameron if he had heard the XX/notorious b.i.g. remixes but couldn't decide how to refer to "The Notorious B.I.G." without sounding like a complete douche. I stuttered "you've heard the xx and... the.. um, B.I.G., erm, notorious B.I.G. mixes, right?"

Did not succeed in my quest to not feel like a douchey prat and thought aloud "man, I'm sooo white."

Then I realized I'm not white and had an identity crisis.