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02. paris silk! harris tweed!

Apr 12, 2011 17:41

[Phone:]
[Kurt's phone voice is as characteristic as ever. This is the voice of a boy who gets called "ma'am" on the telephone, without exception.]

Listen. As charming as I find vintage fashion, if I'm going to be trapped in this hellhole with all of you, I won't be doing it dressed like Beaver Cleaver. Some of you appear to be dressing yourselves ( Read more... )

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numanstan April 13 2011, 18:53:55 UTC

Uh, '50s ain't vintage, mate. It's more completely awful and horrific and tweed. [these are all synonyms]

tender_crook April 13 2011, 20:42:57 UTC

hmph.

I think I could make it work. With the right tools.

numanstan April 14 2011, 01:01:30 UTC

Flamethrower.

tender_crook April 14 2011, 01:15:34 UTC

[oh vince]

Some of the shirts look like they'd melt.

numanstan April 14 2011, 01:18:30 UTC

It'd be for the better good. A mercy killin', really.

tender_crook April 14 2011, 01:23:32 UTC

Do you happen to own a barbecue grill?

numanstan April 14 2011, 02:01:54 UTC

This'd be a good opportunity for a bonfire, really. I did that with all my drone clothes ages ago! [But that was before he got a "real" family when walking around naked in your own home wasn't totally awkward...]

tender_crook April 14 2011, 02:23:46 UTC

I'll salvage what I can.

Who do you live with? You sound halfway normal.

numanstan April 14 2011, 02:29:07 UTC

[Halfway. Yes. Of course.] Well, right now I'm livin' with Miku, Sokka, and Yuuka-- they've got weird names but they're alright, most of the time. Why, who do you live with?

tender_crook April 14 2011, 02:38:10 UTC

[Talk about weird names.]

Someone named Tybalt who isn't Michael York, and a schizophrenic merman. I think I win.

numanstan April 14 2011, 02:40:11 UTC

... You've got to get out of that house.

I mean. Right now.

tender_crook April 14 2011, 02:42:23 UTC

[Kurt makes a face NOT THAT YOU CAN TELL THROUGH THE PHONE except that you probably can]

Thought you'd never ask. Is there some sort of halfway house here for people with shitty housemates--

numanstan April 14 2011, 02:51:00 UTC

If y'stay away from the house for more than three days, y'get droned... But, if y'stay... You're gonna be missin' a few limbs. If you're lucky.

tender_crook April 14 2011, 02:54:17 UTC

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Oh for the love of God.

numanstan April 15 2011, 04:34:12 UTC

Yeah. Old Gregg is... "Psycho" doesn't seem good enough.

tender_crook April 15 2011, 04:35:43 UTC

But the other guy's not going to stab me with a rapier or something, is he?

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