Okay, look, this hipster hobo thing doesn't work on me, alright?
BUT, I will say the following about Sebastian Stan, who would appear to have taken over Loki's crown as Tumblr's crazed and somewhat inexplicable fangirl obsession, he looks like he would be:
A) A hilarious drunk.
B) A guaranteed great night out, probably ending in arrest.
C) Really dirty in bed.
And his utter ubiquitousness in fannish circles at the moment has made me grown accustomed to his face and now, maybe 5% of the time and only from certain angles, I can get with people finding him hot. And maybe agree. But only when I'm hormonally challenged and having one of those days where I'm in the mood for something really, really sleazy.
ETA: I am watching Not Another Teen Movie, because it is on telly. I did not actively seek out Not Another Teen Movie, nor do I have the strength to resist Not Another Teen Movie if it is thrust upon me. So here, I am, finally succumbing to Not Another Teen Movie. I need help.