WHOA THAT'S A LOT OF PICTURES OF STEVE ROGERS THERE, WHELK
Things I have learned from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Illustrated version.
Lesson One: STEVE ROGERS HAS SEXUAL TENSION AND/OR CHEMISTRY WITH THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AND/OR OBJECTS:
1) Sam.
Steve has UST with Sam, you can't really deny that, not with the way he picks Sam up while cruising in DC.
There's a lot of this going on between them.
It's precious.
2) Batroc.
Yeah, you wouldn't really think Steve has any sort of sexual tension going on with this guy.
But then Steve does this and it's suddenly like...
WHOA GET A ROOM, YOU TWO.
3) Old Peggy.
Yeah. look, he totally would have kissed her, he doesn't really care that she's old.
The fact that she's mentally compromised is a different matter...
but if had just been the old thing, he totally would have.
Steve's like that.
4) Natasha.
Obviously.
No, really, obviously. I ship them a little.
A lot. Somewhat. I don't know.
5) Bucky.
Yeah, another no-brainer.
Steve loves Bucky.
Everyone knows that.
6) Nick Fury.
I reckon Nick fancies Steve a little.
And when Steve gets on his moral high horse at him...
Fury feels a frisson of something he can't quite explain.
7) A lift full of burly MEN.
I didn't want to find this scene quite as sexually exciting as I did, but then...
I realised it was obviously intended to be sexually exciting, and I just went with it.
I went with it HARD.
8) The guy from the Apple Store.
Yeah.
Even him.
9) His bike.
Yeah, the big thing between his legs there, nuff said.
10) His shield.
He's very fond of the shield, isn't he?
The way he handles it, he must practice handling it for literally hours a day.
Sexy.
So, yes, there's that. And now:
Lesson Two: STEVE ROGERS HAS NO SEXUAL TENSION AND/OR CHEMISTRY WITH:
1)Sharon.
His future canon girlfriend/wife.
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Actually, I kind of do get it, van Camp just has no presence to begin with, is one of the few people in the universe who has no chemistry with Chris Evans, and only has one facial expression which is this one that I like to call "inexplicably smug"
Please, please, don't make this A Thing in Cap 3. It's not going to work out. I'M BEGGING YOU, NO.
Lesson One: STEVE ROGERS HAS SEXUAL TENSION AND/OR CHEMISTRY WITH THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AND/OR OBJECTS:
1) Sam.
Steve has UST with Sam, you can't really deny that, not with the way he picks Sam up while cruising in DC.
There's a lot of this going on between them.
It's precious.
2) Batroc.
Yeah, you wouldn't really think Steve has any sort of sexual tension going on with this guy.
But then Steve does this and it's suddenly like...
WHOA GET A ROOM, YOU TWO.
3) Old Peggy.
Yeah. look, he totally would have kissed her, he doesn't really care that she's old.
The fact that she's mentally compromised is a different matter...
but if had just been the old thing, he totally would have.
Steve's like that.
4) Natasha.
Obviously.
No, really, obviously. I ship them a little.
A lot. Somewhat. I don't know.
5) Bucky.
Yeah, another no-brainer.
Steve loves Bucky.
Everyone knows that.
6) Nick Fury.
I reckon Nick fancies Steve a little.
And when Steve gets on his moral high horse at him...
Fury feels a frisson of something he can't quite explain.
7) A lift full of burly MEN.
I didn't want to find this scene quite as sexually exciting as I did, but then...
I realised it was obviously intended to be sexually exciting, and I just went with it.
I went with it HARD.
8) The guy from the Apple Store.
Yeah.
Even him.
9) His bike.
Yeah, the big thing between his legs there, nuff said.
10) His shield.
He's very fond of the shield, isn't he?
The way he handles it, he must practice handling it for literally hours a day.
Sexy.
So, yes, there's that. And now:
Lesson Two: STEVE ROGERS HAS NO SEXUAL TENSION AND/OR CHEMISTRY WITH:
1)Sharon.
His future canon girlfriend/wife.
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Actually, I kind of do get it, van Camp just has no presence to begin with, is one of the few people in the universe who has no chemistry with Chris Evans, and only has one facial expression which is this one that I like to call "inexplicably smug"
Please, please, don't make this A Thing in Cap 3. It's not going to work out. I'M BEGGING YOU, NO.